Brainwashed

WHAT ANGUS T JONES NEEDS IS CULT DEPROGRAMMING

The real tragedy in the Angus T Jones story is not the fact that he bad-mouthed his own TV series, but the fact that the 19 year old actor has been brainwashed into a cult. His parents’ divorce seems to have devastated the kid and he has no close ties to his family now. It’s when young people like him (especially wealthy ones) are adrift and ”lost” that cults like Scientology or “Forerunner Chronicles” step in and offer a solution. That video was a sad example of what they have done with his malleable mind. Hopefully “Two and a Half Men” producers can see what’s happening and NOT take it out on Jones by firing him. And hopefully there is a cult interventionist waiting in the wings…

MADONNA CAN RAISE CHICKENS IF SHE WANTS TO

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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Photo: WENN

So WHAT if Madonna doesn’t have perfect arms? She’s got a huge backyard in the middle of New York City, and that makes up for a LOT! We confess we’re really envious of her new townhouse, which happens to be a record 57 feet wide – where the average NY townhouse is only 18 feet wide. Madonna paid 32.5 million for the 26 room, 4 story, 12000 sq ft home with guest quarters. Most amazing is the 3000 sq feet of OUTSIDE garden area – perfect for kids and dogs. Madonna said she’s thinking of having chickens too, and neighbors are already horrified at the prospect of roosters waking them up.

TOM CRUISE TAKE NOTE: MADONNA HIT A HOME RUN FOR KABBALAH

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We’re fascinated by Cynthia Rodriguez’s choice of words when she accused Madonna of destroying her marriage to baseballer Alex Rodriguez. She never used the words affair or cheating. She did use the term “marital misconduct” which her lawyer describes as “an affair of the heart.” We’re thinking Madonna didn’t fool around with Alex at all – what she did was WORSE. She seduced or “recruited” him into her Kabbalah cult. And Madonna’s Kabbalah pal Guy Oseary helped her bring Alex into the “fold.” Alex is quite a catch for the group. Cynthia did play up the fact that she is Greek orthodox and apparently wants to keep her distance from Kabbalah. Madonna didn’t capture Alex’s HEART, she BRAINWASHED him! Cynthia had better get her money out of that marriage before the Kabbalahs get it.