Beehive

AMY WINEHOUSE: THE BEEHIVE’S BACK AND WHO’S THAT GUY?

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Amy Winehouse out and about and we’re happy to note the beehive’s back. Actually she looks rather normal, with no apparent blood or smeared makeup. She surprised the clientele when she sang a few impromptu songs at a mostly empty club called Jazz After Dark in London. And she seems to be in the company of an attractive man. Things are looking up.
UPDATE: The guy is Amy’s exboyfriend Tyler James. (Definitely hotter than her exhusband!)

AMY WINEHOUSE: THE BEEHIVE CONTINUES TO EXPAND

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Amy’s beehive continues to get bigger and bigger and frankly, we’re alarmed. What does it all mean? Does it indicate that she’s happier or more miserable? She not plumping it up for Blake incarcerated- we all know she hasn’t visited HIM in quite awhile. This photo was taken when she was out with her buddy Blake II, who is described as “the good Blake.” How she keeps her balance with all that she has on her head is a mystery.

AMY WINEHOUSE LOVES HER BEEHIVED FANS

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Just as we predicted, Amy Winehouse’s beehive is starting to influence the world of fashion. Her fans are cultivating their own beehives and Amy gets a huge kick out of it. After a UK show, delighted Amy hugged a beehived teenager she spotted in the audience and brought her backstage for a personal chat. We won’t be the least bit surprised if Jean Paul Gaultier or maybe John Galliano features gigantically beehived models in his next collection extravaganza.

AMY WINEHOUSE SURVIVES OFFICIAL BEEHIVE INSPECTION

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We never thought about it before but Amy Winehouse’s beehive could be used to smuggle all sorts of contraband. When she visited her husband Blake in jail, apparently she was subjected to an embarrassing beehive search. The warden ran his fingers through her hair and instructed her to let her hair down so he could examine her beehive. (We would have LOVED to witness this!) Amy cooperated, but the visit didn’t do much to improve her mood. That same night was opening night of her British tour and she stumbled onstage late, slurred a few songs, and babbled on about Blake, causing the audience to BOO her. She told the agitated crowd: “To those booing- just wait till my husband gets out of jail!”

AMY WINEHOUSE AND BLAKE: A MATCH MADE IN HELL?

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You just know something AWFUL is happening when Amy Winehouse goes out without her beehive. The last time she did it was when she was hospitalized after her close call with drugs. She’s been touring in Europe and constantly arguing backstage with her husband Blake, whom she says she cannot live without. Concert promoters wish he would butt out because he gets Amy so worked up. Here she was photographed wandering around Munich alone looking distraught. Will she show up for her next gig?

AMY WINEHOUSE: DOMESTIC BLISS

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amypotscut0507_468x691.jpgNewlywed Amy Winehouse is back in London, settling into the role of housewife. She had a puzzling moment when she hauled the trash out behind her North London home only to find her garbage cans weren’t there. A kindly neighbor let her dump her bags in his container. Later she and husband Blake went to the store to stock up on a few necessities, including pots and pans and toilet paper. The happy pair spent the rest of the afternoon at the local pub.