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MICKEY ROURKE HAS STILL GOT WHAT IT TAKES

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Mickey Rourke, 61, has managed to keep his Russian model girlfriend Anastassija Makarenko, 27, interested for FOUR years now, in spite of their age difference. They met at a photo shoot and both live in New York. Mickey gave his sweetheart a Pomeranian and now and then, takes her jewelry shopping. He gushes “I wouldn’t trade her for 20 Academy Awards!” Above, they arrived at the LA premier of Mickey’s movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.”

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

GUESS WHO: ACTOR AND HIS RUSSIAN GIRLFRIEND IN NEW YORK

More important, what’s MISSING in this photo? It’s Mickey Rourke and his model girlfriend Anastasia Makarenko peering into a shop window. Naturally he has to take her shopping and it looks like he might be generous, but what’s missing here are manners. A real man (translate: gentleman) would never allow his female companion to schlep three shopping bags while he totes a newspaper.

MICKEY ROURKE INVOLVED IN MARITAL ESPIONAGE

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

We have to admit we were relieved to hear that Mickey Rourke, 57, is NOT engaged to marry his young Russian girlfriend Elena Kuletskaya. They did look awfully domestic when they picked out a dog together. Mickey’s spokesperson said the entire “engagement” story printed in the New York Post was NOT true and, in fact, Mickey’s girlfriend’s name is Ana Makarenko. We can’t tell the difference between the two lanky blonde models and we wonder how Mickey got tangled up with them. (Presumably that is Ana, above) Marrying a Russian model around 35 years younger may SOUND like a good idea, but it isn’t, Mickey.