Ageism

KISS “END OF THE ROAD” TOUR: NO PLASTIC SURGERY NECESSARY!

KISS is promoting their End of the Road farewell tour but they admit “It might last three years.” And why not? No matter how old they get, KISS has no expiration date. Gene Simmons is 69, Paul Stanley is 66, Eric Singer is 60, and Tommy Thayer is 57, and it doesn’t matter. If a hairline recedes, wrinkles appear, or a tummy gets big, the band’s fantastical costumes, makeup, and wigs will totally cover or distract from all undesirable features. When this band performs, they look pretty much the same as when they first started, decades ago. Lucky guys.

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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES HAS HIT THE WALL AND DOESN’T LIKE IT

Catherine Zeta Jones, 46, is busy promoting her British comedy Dad’s Army, and she took her pretty mother Patricia Fair along for the ride. She admits that she’s suddenly feeling the pinch of the lack of roles for women in Hollywood over the age of 35. Catherine says she wasn’t aware of the problem until it slammed her personally. Her husband Michael Douglas, 71, continues to get desirable movie offers.

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