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AMY WINEHOUSE AND HER BLABBERMOUTH EX BOYFRIEND

winehousecutjpgWhile Amy Winehouse was at Coachella (pictured here with Kelly Osbourne and her hair extensions) her exboyfriend was in England spilling the beans on their sex life. Amy’s ex Alex Claire couldn’t have been thrilled when she dumped him and got engaged to her former flame Blake Fielder-Civil. Apparently he figured he’d make some money selling stories about her. Alex bragged that Amy is a “wildcat” and nearly drowned him when they were having sex in a bubblebath. She got so worked up she held his head underwater until he was gasping. He went on to describe her insatiable appetite for sex in public places – movie theaters, tour busses, kitchens etc and how she dominates and likes to tie men up. At last! A rockstar who lives up to her reputation!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

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  1. Anonymous

    Wow, that is funny stuff, but clearly the people who have bashed Amy Winehouse above, don’t know crap about the music biz or assessing talent. AMy Winehouse, unlike most of the pop whores out there, is a real musician. That said, I think the nickname Amy “Crackhouse” is hilarious.

  2. Amy's Beehive

    Whoa – you people are a bunch of c&$ts and I’m not even an a fan of Amy’s but holy shit you guys have some insecurity issues. Plus you make snap judgements based on scant evidence and media hype just like your RETARD president. Physical perfection is not a measure of talent and character is not something to be ironed out for the purpose of the dept. Get some opinions of your own and some critical thinking skills.

  3. Anonymous

    Her p.r. machine is in overdrive…to no avail. I was given a copy of her crap CD at work and that very weekend it was $10 at Virgin. Are you also on her dole, Janet?

  4. Mmmhmm

    That chick has to be on some serious drugs to walk around with a hair DON’T like that!
    It’s a crying shame that when they tried to put her into rehab she said “no, no, no”

  5. Clementines

    Amy is who?

  6. Anonymous

    Both talentless cheap dirty hookers. Sharon should be proud of her hippo daughter Kelly. Then again Sharon was a drugged out groupie whore who f*ucked Ozzie after a concert. SKANK!

  7. Anonymous

    AMY’S JUST KEEP GETTING THINER
    KELLY JUST KEEPS GETTING FATTER
    THEY BOTH NEED HELP

  8. Anonymous

    Hee! I came here to post the Kelli looks like Mama Cass and I see someone else already said that. Why can’t that girl eat right? She is totally bloated. Someone help her.

  9. Madge Miracle

    I”d like to beat her over her fat fcking head with Kellys thigh.
    PLEASE NO MORE STORIES ON AMY CRACKHOUSE

  10. Anonymous

    Another British Whore F*cking for tracks! This whore is orally talented alright… giving sloppy BJ’s!

  11. Spacelamb

    Ignore the haters Janet, we love Amy! Keep on keeping on.

  12. Ceeya

    She has talent despite what folks here say about her…think she needs to watch her azz though w/ the starvin’, drinkin’, and druggin’…wild bitches always wanna die young.

  13. Anonymous

    It’s not a dead animal it’s her wicked witch of the east hairdo. I think she’s a dead ringer.

  14. the truth

    Why is Amy wearing a dead animal on top of her head?

  15. yada yada yada

    Amy sucks as a singer! And dear Kelly Osbourne-PLEASE don’t tell me that muumuus are back in style.Yuck.

  16. Anonymous

    Another fake r&b U.K. white soul singer. Annie Lennox is enough…stop, please!

  17. Anonymous

    She’s an original.

  18. Tina

    You’re all jealous. Amy is the hottest singer now and Rehab is a hit whether you like it or not!

  19. Anonymous

    IMMIGRATION!!!!!!

  20. Anonymous

    Kelly Osbourn looks like the side of a house next to her. She’s HUGE!

  21. Anonymous

    Her music is crap too. Not my cup of tea.

  22. Anonymous

    True, we’re sick of this nobody being pushed on us. Please Janet, no more news on her.

  23. Anonymous

    True, we’re sick of this nobody being pushed on us. Please Janet, no more news on her.

  24. Granny

    This AmyWHOREhouse is as interesting as Kelly Osbourne’s stubborn pantie stains.

  25. Anonymous

    Janet can you give it up already. We don’t want to hear about this drugged out whore. I’d rather you post about what’s happening at The LA zoo!

  26. Zelinka's Mommie

    Once again, I must agree with the comments of the others- no one cares about this chick. She has a powerful music PR campaign behind her- without them, she would be a nobody. Don’t see her going far- sorry to use my intuition on the negative. On another note: Virgo celebrities going to have intense (read: anything from shocking to tragic events) times ahead when Saturn moves into Virgo September 4th for about the next 2 to 2 and half years. I love Virgos. My advice to all Virgos- cross your “T”s and dot your “i”s for the next two years.

  27. Margo Channing

    A drunken whore with a coke-addled brain and no talent.
    Move.
    On.

  28. Hedi Fume

    Amy Crackhouse is one truly ugly jewish girl.Send this stale bagel back home.Enough of her and her foul stanky panties.

  29. Shirl McKliensky

    what the hell happined to kelly osbourne? she looks like mamma cass now

  30. Bobby Fendi

    For the love of sweet god,NO MORE STORIES ON AMY DOGHOUSE

  31. Bev

    Note to Janet.The only person that cares about this hag is perez fat asz hilton.Shes over here,her cd tanked hard.NoBody cares about her,shes u.k. trash.Let It go allready.

  32. Anonymous

    ENOUGH about this thing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT AMY WINEHOUSE.