HONEY BOO BOO IS GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST

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Bad news for Honey Boo Boo. The ratings for “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” dropped 20% this week. Last week the show topped the Republican convention but this week it tied Clinton’s speech at the Democratic convention. You know what that means. Maybe the initial shock of the show is wearing off. And Honey Boo Boo is getting older – she’s seven now and has moved into a whole other beauty pageant category – the “Little Miss” 7 to 9 age range. Already she’s quite plump and Joy Behar figures because of her genetics and lifestyle, she’s doomed to become a fat kid and eventually an obese woman. Imagine a 400 pound Honey Boo Boo!

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  1. I watched about 5 minutes of this show while I was channel-surfing. Stupid. I wonder why the network honchos can’t come up with some creative programming.

    It’s sad that these people will subject themselves to exploitation just to make money. But, that’s the norm now, I guess.

  2. agree, her feet are pretty awesome.
    …….NOT TO SAY GIGANTIC!!

    (and her face is looking like a beach ball)

  3. I have sadly watched a few reality shows but I absolutely refuse to ever even sneak a glance at this. I think it’s a form of child abuse. The mother has four kids by four different men, not the one who lives with them currently. Terrible example for all those girls of hers. We should not reward them for their behaviors.

  4. My kids laugh hard at this show. They’re quite an entertaining, unique family. It’s an excellent put on.
    But the joke has been played so I don’t think the kids would watch for the long term.
    Now that last episode of Breaking Bad was awesome.
    Oh and Denise, saw The Hives here in a small club a few nights back.
    Don’t miss if they play your side. Highly entertaining live act.

  5. all of you are going to hell.
    go honey boo boo!
    you don’t have to be thin!

  6. IMHO, the main thing wrong w/ this child endangerment is giving H.B.B. that mixture of caffeine and sugar. A kid’s liver cannot take that much at one time; even an adult shouldn’t drink much of it. That’s why she has the huge tummy and is always ‘up’….her brain is going a mile-a-minute.

  7. This is a child of 7. It is mean and hateful to say bad things about a child. Janet is obsessed with weight.

    I am all for healthy eating and exercise and I jog every single day rain or shine. A child of 7 doesn’t need hurtful things written about her. Keep in mind that as hillbilly as the family is, there are things that the show’s producer encourages that might not be typical of their lifestyle. It’s all about ratings and money. Nothing else.

    I’ve watched the show with my great grandkids and we laugh often while watching this show. It’s over-the-top and silly but certainly entertaining.

  8. Thanks Patrick, I’ll keep an eye out for them.

    Speaking of entertaining bands, The Tubes are playing a Halloween show locally. Fee Waybill flashing his rear end should make for one frightening night.

  9. That family cracks me up. Sure, they are bat s**t crazy, but I would rather watch them than the Kardashians or real housewives of anywhere. These people are simple ( or they were) and don’t pretend to be someone they are not. They are honest to who they really are, warts and all. If we don’t like them it’s not their problem, it’s ours. Go Honey BooBoo, you crack me up.

  10. Janet C Honey BB will do what most bitches in your circle do, get either lipo or her stomach stapled, ie. if she can afford it when the time comes. And I guess Joy Behar is speaking from personal experience about genetics since I recall she was a lot heavier before she decided to push the food away from her big gob. As if obesity isn’t happening in in middle class and wealthy families, give me a break. While I sure don’t condone their eating habits I just can’t get outraged as others about one family who for all intents and purposes seem happy and content with who they are.

  11. The show is entertaining but there are a few things that make my jaw drop like when the phone rang (I think the first episode) and the mom yells out “Booty call” and then Honey BooBoo yelled “Somebody booty callin”. That is not appropriate. Maybe I’m old fashioned but I cringe when I hear children speak like that. Other than that, I see a family having a lot of fun together and just living (although unhealthy).

  12. Ha she is one arrogant WHITE and doubts that she has a spare 100k around so the money is as likely to be paid as a WHITE is to leave a waitress a tip, Nada!
    Nothing is as arrogant as a self important WHITE and HONEY Boo Boo shows why. Good thing the photo was from the front because her caboose is as wide or wider than even Carnie Wilson’s! And even whiter!

  13. @CC

    “While I sure don’t condone their eating habits I just can’t get outraged as others about one family who for all intents and purposes seem happy and content with who they are.”

    WELL SAID CC!

  14. The people who post here are as thick as bricks and have mental problems themself if they think watching anyone with mental and physical problems is “entertainment”.

    This is a typical case of what is wrong with America. We have all been poisoned thru chemicals in our food and environment. This family eats nothing but crap chemical food produced by corporations with aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, GMO sugar, pus and blood in dairy products, dead meat full of antibiotics and steroids, tap water with fluoride, and use toxic personal home and cleaning products. Many of the additives they place in food are much more addictive than what most illegal drugs. Do they even eat fresh raw fruit or vegetables? Then people wonder why they act and look they way they do?!

    Face it these corporations have made billions off of making people fat as they knew ahead of time that all the crap they dump in our food and water is poison.

  15. Honey is probably already hooked on caffeine drinks and whatever joy juice they give her to keep her revved up, otherwise she would never be that gregarious, outgoing and bubbly. We’ve all seen her get on the floor and spin around and around. What do the doctors say about this. If she was ever taken to the doctor, he would nix these beverages, not appropriate for a child or anyone for that matter.

  16. If she went to a Doctor they would prescribe MORE chemicals in the form of ADD drugs, anti-depres. etc. Instead of dealing with the real problem which is diet and a toxic body. The medical profession is one of the biggest toxic drug pushers.

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