This music legend claims to be happy in a gay marriage, but he forgets all those vows when he goes on the road doing concerts. While he was in LA in May he hired an escort to visit him backstage. The rentboy was handed a list of rules before he entered: “Don’t touch (the legend’s) hair, fingers, chest, and do NOT speak to him!” The escort did as he was told and walked away with $600. But he also walked away with a Monica Lewinsky inspired sample of the star’s DNA and started calling the tabloids, negotiating to sell the story for six figures! Perhaps most galling of all, he plans to reveal that the cheater is NOT well endowed.
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george michael for sure.
George Michael and his boyfriend broke up. It’s Elton John! He’s been with his lover for years.
George Micheal
Elton John was in LA in May. Has to be him. George Michael’s tour hasn’t hit LA yet. Plus everyone knows Elton has a small one.
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Elton John. He’s the one who’s married.
Has to be my buddy Elton.
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Elton John without a doubt!!
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Elton John .. guess he’s well endowed with money, but not much else. I still love the guy and have since I was a teenager! Hope his dh doesn’t mind what he’s up to though!
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JASON GOULD
Too easy with “don’t touch the hair” [weave] and don’t touch the fingers [piano player].
*yawn* Elton John
NO biggie. Especially after seeing those pictures of David Furnish, Elton’s partner, strolling with another dude in the French Riviera (or somewhere like that) as recently as a few months ago. Everyone knows that many gay marriages are marriages in name only, with both partners agreeing to screw around with others. What’s the point of getting married then, I say?
Spencer Pratt!
I second the Spencer Pratt vote:
1) music legend = produced both the song and the video for the plastic skank
2)LA in May, no one bought him a ticket go anywhere that month
3)Gay marriage he is engaged to a plastic horse faced tranny. They plan to make it legal when gay marriage is legal in CA. Has anyone reallt seen if plastic pony has a twat?
4) Not well endowed
5) Spencer has a good relationship with the tabloids and is probably getting a cut.
Yup, Elton.
Does Andy Dick sing?
Hahahaha, Spenser Pratt. LOL. You wish. =) He reads this blog and will be happy to know he got mentioned. Sorry to say Spence, but we all know you’d suck a c*** for $$$!
And with the blind item; it’s Elton John. Hair plugs, and small dong. Old news. =/
He hasn’t been faithful, but would freek if his “husband” were to cheat on him. Total double standard.
It couldn’t have been Elton. For nearly all of May he was performing in Australia, New Zealand and Hong Kong, and the only time he performed in the States that month was three days at the end of May – in Alaska.
That’s true; I looked at a web site that lists all of Elton John’s concerts and he never performed in California in May – for the most part was not even in the United States. Web sites such as these, and anyone such as the chap thinking they are going to make a buck selling the story to a tabloid had better think twice because he won a million-plus lawsuit against the Sun for the same type of allegations.
This is too funny.
I think people that talk about other people’s sex life are frustrated.
Elton is not actualy married you know, so it shows how ignorant and foolish you are of other countries laws. I have never heard of this Janet Charlton. She sounds like a sad person.
“Elton John was in LA in May. Has to be him. George Michael’s tour hasn’t hit LA yet. Plus everyone knows Elton has a small one.”
How do you know Elton has small d*** Have you ever seen it? LOL
George Michael is not a legend he’s just a pervert.
elton john!!!!!
If Elton is out cheating, I’ll take his husband David Furnish.
@ DUH.. AKA JUNE 30 8.05
I totally agree many hollywood marriages are in name only but this affects all marriages not just gay unions.
Some individuals cannot commit and those people shouldnt marry but cheating certainly crosses all denominational lines as much as some people pretend it doesnt.
Jut my 2 cents, you’re entitled to your opinion.
PS think its elton too 🙂
Everybody knows Eltons wanger is a vienna sausage.
Elton John
The clues are
dont touch my chest –
he has a pacemaker
dont touch mt hair –
he has a weave
dont touch my fingers fingers are insured piano playing his livelyhood
Okay so I know my values are pretty wacked, but I think you’re all missing the main point here – $600 for sex? Elton spends more than that on a pair of designer socks. I am shocked to my core at the cheapness of the man. Tsk tsk.
If Elton was out of the U.S.A. in May, I’d say it couldn’t be him……but, everything else points to Elton!