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When his macho heavy metal musician hit it big with his band, he partied to the max and indulged in all kinds of self destructive behavior. Eventually he cleaned up his act, got married and started a family. But one nasty habit he still struggles with is his sex addiction. Now he has an assistant who reads newspapers and magazines before he does, and cuts out all the pictures of sexy women in underwear ads or wearing bikinis.

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  1. Anonymous

    It’s GOT to be James Hetfield – metal, A.A., married. Yep, James!

  2. Anonymous

    Zack Wilde, maybe…

  3. Anonymous

    David Lee Roth – poor Valerie!

  4. Anonymous

    Sebastian bach from skid row? My friend did him way back in the day and he was a mess – into needles and watersports. Now he’s married but I wonder..

  5. Anonymous

    It couldn’t POSSIBLY be poor old Ozzy, how stupid! He can barely navigate around his own house.
    And an assistant clipping out pictures of women out of reading material? Equally stupid! What happens when the sex fiend sees women out in public? Does the assistant blindfold the guy when a woman is spotted up ahead? Dumb!
    It’s probably Slash. Though I doubt his equipment is in working order, either.

  6. caro

    mettalica guy,james helfield!

  7. Anonymous

    Gene Simmons isn’t married and has never been married.

  8. Anonymous

    It says he cleaned up his act, so he wouldn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. Duh. If he does, it’s NOT him.

  9. Anonymous

    Doesnt say he is still married

  10. Anonymous

    Definitely Tommy Lee

  11. Marilyn

    Gene Simmons doesn’t drink, smoke or take drugs so it can’t be him.

  12. anti-tox

    I think the assistant’s name is Edwardo.. I win!

  13. Anonymous

    James Hetfield from Metallica is so NOT MACHO… it’s SLASH the reluctant Black man.

  14. Anonymous

    I don’t get it. What’s so shocking about this? Sounds more like a hobby than a vice.
    Only thing shameful is that he’s too lazy to do the cutting himself.

  15. Anonymous

    Oh come on! It’s not Slash – it’s James Hetfield from Metallica!

  16. Anonymous

    Steven Tyler is divorced. Aerosmith isn’t considered metal. It’s rock.
    It’s definately Slash.

  17. Anonymous

    Lance Bass it’s obvious

  18. Anonymous

    Rod Stewart!!!

  19. kk

    it’s Steven Tyler

  20. debutante

    If it is Slash, his book is an awesome read !

  21. Anonymous

    Alice Cooper?

  22. Anonymous

    James Hetfield

  23. d'oh

    Andy Dick???

  24. Anonymous

    Neither Tommy Lee, Nikki Six or Bret Michaels is married…don’t know about Vince neill

  25. Anonymous

    Has to be Meatloaf!!

  26. Anonymous

    Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, Vince Neil…take your pick.

  27. Art Chic

    Yes David Lee Roth is gay google that shiz.
    In the past decade have you seen him photographed on a date with a female? Nope not even a beard so for that I give the man props.

  28. Anonymous

    Couldn’t be Ozzy; he’s so feeble I don’t believe his manhood works any more!

  29. Anonymous

    OMG, is David Lee Roth really gay???

  30. Mrs. Roth

    You idiots…it’s Ozzy!
    How could you miss my drag queen schtick on stage, stick a moo moo and a big wig on me and I’m Carmen Miranda.

  31. Art Chic

    You may have a point there 1:16 but what other rocker is married …

  32. Anonymous

    I don’t think Guns’n’Roses was ever considered heavy metal – hard rock, yes, but not metal.

  33. Anonymous

    slash

  34. Anonymous

    slash

  35. Art Chic

    David Lee Roth is gay!
    “Self Destrutive” = “Appetite for destruction= – Slash from Guns and Roses btw Slash is looking very fat and Black these days with his hair off his face showing his African facial features (his mom is Black).

  36. venomtommy

    david lee roth

  37. Anonymous

    This can apply to EVERY rock and roll musician that’s married?

  38. Anonymous

    Ozzy Osbourne – was in Black Sabbath

  39. Anonymous

    I was thinking about Ozzy Osbourne

  40. Anonymous

    Nikki Sixx is divorced,and Gene Simmons is not married..

  41. Anonymous

    Definitely Gene. He’s a total perv.

  42. Anonymous

    Nikki Sixx

  43. Anonymous

    Slash sounds like a good guess,I know Gene Simmons is not married even though he has been living with his girl forever,I didn’t think that Nugent is married either.

  44. starlightbaby

    Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent.

  45. Anonymous

    Gene Simmons

  46. Anonymous

    slash from guns n roses