When his macho heavy metal musician hit it big with his band, he partied to the max and indulged in all kinds of self destructive behavior. Eventually he cleaned up his act, got married and started a family. But one nasty habit he still struggles with is his sex addiction. Now he has an assistant who reads newspapers and magazines before he does, and cuts out all the pictures of sexy women in underwear ads or wearing bikinis.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Anonymous
It’s GOT to be James Hetfield – metal, A.A., married. Yep, James!
Anonymous
Zack Wilde, maybe…
Anonymous
David Lee Roth – poor Valerie!
Anonymous
Sebastian bach from skid row? My friend did him way back in the day and he was a mess – into needles and watersports. Now he’s married but I wonder..
Anonymous
It couldn’t POSSIBLY be poor old Ozzy, how stupid! He can barely navigate around his own house.
And an assistant clipping out pictures of women out of reading material? Equally stupid! What happens when the sex fiend sees women out in public? Does the assistant blindfold the guy when a woman is spotted up ahead? Dumb!
It’s probably Slash. Though I doubt his equipment is in working order, either.
caro
mettalica guy,james helfield!
Anonymous
Gene Simmons isn’t married and has never been married.
Anonymous
It says he cleaned up his act, so he wouldn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. Duh. If he does, it’s NOT him.
Anonymous
Doesnt say he is still married
Anonymous
Definitely Tommy Lee
Marilyn
Gene Simmons doesn’t drink, smoke or take drugs so it can’t be him.
anti-tox
I think the assistant’s name is Edwardo.. I win!
Anonymous
James Hetfield from Metallica is so NOT MACHO… it’s SLASH the reluctant Black man.
Anonymous
I don’t get it. What’s so shocking about this? Sounds more like a hobby than a vice.
Only thing shameful is that he’s too lazy to do the cutting himself.
Anonymous
Oh come on! It’s not Slash – it’s James Hetfield from Metallica!
Anonymous
Steven Tyler is divorced. Aerosmith isn’t considered metal. It’s rock.
It’s definately Slash.
Anonymous
Lance Bass it’s obvious
Anonymous
Rod Stewart!!!
kk
it’s Steven Tyler
debutante
If it is Slash, his book is an awesome read !
Anonymous
Alice Cooper?
Anonymous
James Hetfield
d'oh
Andy Dick???
Anonymous
Neither Tommy Lee, Nikki Six or Bret Michaels is married…don’t know about Vince neill
Anonymous
Has to be Meatloaf!!
Anonymous
Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, Vince Neil…take your pick.
Art Chic
Yes David Lee Roth is gay google that shiz.
In the past decade have you seen him photographed on a date with a female? Nope not even a beard so for that I give the man props.
Anonymous
Couldn’t be Ozzy; he’s so feeble I don’t believe his manhood works any more!
Anonymous
OMG, is David Lee Roth really gay???
Mrs. Roth
You idiots…it’s Ozzy!
How could you miss my drag queen schtick on stage, stick a moo moo and a big wig on me and I’m Carmen Miranda.
Art Chic
You may have a point there 1:16 but what other rocker is married …
Anonymous
I don’t think Guns’n’Roses was ever considered heavy metal – hard rock, yes, but not metal.
Anonymous
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Art Chic
David Lee Roth is gay!
“Self Destrutive” = “Appetite for destruction= – Slash from Guns and Roses btw Slash is looking very fat and Black these days with his hair off his face showing his African facial features (his mom is Black).
venomtommy
david lee roth
Anonymous
This can apply to EVERY rock and roll musician that’s married?
Anonymous
Ozzy Osbourne – was in Black Sabbath
Anonymous
I was thinking about Ozzy Osbourne
Anonymous
Nikki Sixx is divorced,and Gene Simmons is not married..
Anonymous
Definitely Gene. He’s a total perv.
Anonymous
Nikki Sixx
Anonymous
Slash sounds like a good guess,I know Gene Simmons is not married even though he has been living with his girl forever,I didn’t think that Nugent is married either.
starlightbaby
Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent.
Anonymous
Gene Simmons
Anonymous
slash from guns n roses