This English New Wave popstar has been performing and touring for decades as a hetero male to support his double life as a cross-dresser. He lives part-time in Berlin where he conducts his life as a woman. Not as a flashy drag queen or tart- he dresses like an upper crust society lady in a blonde wig with proper stockings and sensible shoes that match his purse. This immaculately groomed and refined lady has a feminine name and nobody ever mentions the singer’s name. She has a masculine male assistant and hopes to have enough money saved someday to retire from the music biz and live fulltime as a woman.
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Who else could it be but the Mozzer himself?
Joey Arias?
Eddie Izzard….oh he’s just an actor right
Nick Rhodes of DD…he’s been wearing demure pink lipstick since 1982. Proper stockings & sensible shoes – how very British.
That is SO easy…
Joe Jackson
My first thought was Morrisey, too.
Morrissey is soooo not hetero…..
It’s got to be Martin Gore.
I agree with Joe Jackson- I heard rumors about him for years as a crossdresser.
george michael?
Nick Rhodes is my gut reaction. But then again, Joe Jackson is an interesting choice. Not sure that I’d classify him as “New Wave,” though.
morrissy came to mind immediately.
i am guessing brian ferry
Who cares?
Adam Ant, I’m positive
Like Janet would know new wave from big band.
Your Mother.
If Morrissey or Joe Jackson wanted to retire, they could do it today. They don’t need to “save up” to do so. So I reject either of those as the transvestite in question. Also, Nick Rhodes, not a “new wave” star.
I would like to posit Gary Numan, and Adam Ant, although I have no evidence to back it up, except that they are definitely considered “new wave,” both did wear makeup on stage, both have been (or are) married, and both seem to still have need of income. But I don’t know if either of them live in Berlin.
So there.
Wow! What a blast from the past. This is my item, I am the right age, but I can’t decide between someone from Duran Duran or I just can’t get it…Damn it! Janet! I love you……
Elton John
Do you people not know what New Wave is? Morrissey, Elton John, come on!!!!
Boy George
Elton John never hid his female name….every
Elton John is NOT New Wave. He grossed $118m in 2006, so I highly doubt he needs to “save money to retire”.
I thought…maybe….Martin Gore of Depeche Mode????
David Sylvian of Japan?
BOY GEORGE
Nick Rhodes
Kevin Rowland of Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Morrissey as a cross dresser, that is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time. He may be gay but that doesnt mean he would ever want to live as a woman. He is too busy with his career to trifle in Berlin in heels.
Definitely not Morrissey, when has he ever claimed hetero!
Adam Ant is still in mental ward? Or is he out now?
Don’t think it is Martin Gore, could retire anytime and lives in Santa Barbara.
its Janets wig
Adam Ant!
the singer from dead alive “You SPin Round like a c record”
the singer from dead alive “You SPin Round like a c record”
This is such a “who cares?”. Give us some real dirt. Like where is George Bush hiding the bodies of the little children he eats?
It is Joe Jackson. Period.
I think it might be Adam Ant.
this is just a stab, but the day this item first appeared, was the weekend the Pogues performed and the Sex Pistols performed in LA. I am just saying.
Kim Wilde!
Umm hello it is Joe Jackson.
Umm hello it is Joe Jackson.
Well I know for a fact Joe Jackson has a thing for “the girls” IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. The guy from Dead or Alive is married to a man, has had so much plastic surgery he makes Amanda Lepore look like a natural beauty. Definitely not Pete Burns.
It’s STING! Trudy will glad to see the last of him.
Billy Idol was my spontaneous thought and since no-one else has posted it, I might as well.
The Pogues????
So by that reference you mean Shane MacGowan I assume.
Far from ‘new wave’ are the Pogues and Sex Pistols, but thanks for laugh of Shane MacGowan saving his shillings so he can traipse about Berlin in makeup and matching stockings and dress. Then he can throw up on the ensamble and fall in the gutter. Yeah, he’d really pass as a chick. Ditto Johnny Rotten.
Punk ain’t new wave, no matter what.
*As to the Kevin Rowland guess, that’s my best guess, too. Joe Jackson perhaps, but only if he’s burned thru LOTS of cash already
I just checked wikipedia and Joe Jackson is a British, new wave popstar that lives part-time in Berlin!
Joe Jackson does not live in Berlin. He recorded his last CD in Berlin but he does not live there.
Janets cheap Dynell wig
Yes, Joe Jackson lives in Berlin. He has done so since Jan 2007!