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Janet Charlton's HOLLYWOOD

This English New Wave popstar has been performing and touring for decades as a hetero male to support his double life as a cross-dresser. He lives part-time in Berlin where he conducts his life as a woman. Not as a flashy drag queen or tart- he dresses like an upper crust society lady in a blonde wig with proper stockings and sensible shoes that match his purse. This immaculately groomed and refined lady has a feminine name and nobody ever mentions the singer’s name. She has a masculine male assistant and hopes to have enough money saved someday to retire from the music biz and live fulltime as a woman.

Monday, October 29, 2007

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  1. Anonymous

    Yes, Joe Jackson lives in Berlin. He has done so since Jan 2007!

  2. Anonymous

    Janets cheap Dynell wig

  3. Anonymous

    Joe Jackson does not live in Berlin. He recorded his last CD in Berlin but he does not live there.

  4. I love a mystery!

    I just checked wikipedia and Joe Jackson is a British, new wave popstar that lives part-time in Berlin!

  5. KP Ryan

    The Pogues????
    So by that reference you mean Shane MacGowan I assume.
    Far from ‘new wave’ are the Pogues and Sex Pistols, but thanks for laugh of Shane MacGowan saving his shillings so he can traipse about Berlin in makeup and matching stockings and dress. Then he can throw up on the ensamble and fall in the gutter. Yeah, he’d really pass as a chick. Ditto Johnny Rotten.
    Punk ain’t new wave, no matter what.
    *As to the Kevin Rowland guess, that’s my best guess, too. Joe Jackson perhaps, but only if he’s burned thru LOTS of cash already

  6. Anonymous

    Billy Idol was my spontaneous thought and since no-one else has posted it, I might as well.

  7. Anonymous

    It’s STING! Trudy will glad to see the last of him.

  8. .

    Well I know for a fact Joe Jackson has a thing for “the girls” IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. The guy from Dead or Alive is married to a man, has had so much plastic surgery he makes Amanda Lepore look like a natural beauty. Definitely not Pete Burns.

  9. lovelyleo

    Umm hello it is Joe Jackson.

  10. lovelyleo

    Umm hello it is Joe Jackson.

  11. Anonymous

    Kim Wilde!

  12. maxx

    this is just a stab, but the day this item first appeared, was the weekend the Pogues performed and the Sex Pistols performed in LA. I am just saying.

  13. Anonymous

    I think it might be Adam Ant.

  14. anonymous

    It is Joe Jackson. Period.

  15. meowomon

    This is such a “who cares?”. Give us some real dirt. Like where is George Bush hiding the bodies of the little children he eats?

  16. Anonymous

    the singer from dead alive “You SPin Round like a c record”

  17. Anonymous

    the singer from dead alive “You SPin Round like a c record”

  18. flea

    Adam Ant!

  19. Anonymous

    its Janets wig

  20. Tish

    Definitely not Morrissey, when has he ever claimed hetero!
    Adam Ant is still in mental ward? Or is he out now?
    Don’t think it is Martin Gore, could retire anytime and lives in Santa Barbara.

  21. chichi

    Morrissey as a cross dresser, that is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time. He may be gay but that doesnt mean he would ever want to live as a woman. He is too busy with his career to trifle in Berlin in heels.

  22. Anonymous

    Kevin Rowland of Dexy’s Midnight Runners

  23. Anonymous

    Nick Rhodes

  24. bamby

    BOY GEORGE

  25. Amber

    David Sylvian of Japan?

  26. CS

    I thought…maybe….Martin Gore of Depeche Mode????

  27. JAGGERisGOD

    Elton John is NOT New Wave. He grossed $118m in 2006, so I highly doubt he needs to “save money to retire”.

  28. Anonymous

    Elton John never hid his female name….every

  29. carlotta

    Boy George

  30. megs

    Do you people not know what New Wave is? Morrissey, Elton John, come on!!!!

  31. Anonymous

    Elton John

  32. maxxine e kaufman

    Wow! What a blast from the past. This is my item, I am the right age, but I can’t decide between someone from Duran Duran or I just can’t get it…Damn it! Janet! I love you……

  33. New Wave Detective

    If Morrissey or Joe Jackson wanted to retire, they could do it today. They don’t need to “save up” to do so. So I reject either of those as the transvestite in question. Also, Nick Rhodes, not a “new wave” star.
    I would like to posit Gary Numan, and Adam Ant, although I have no evidence to back it up, except that they are definitely considered “new wave,” both did wear makeup on stage, both have been (or are) married, and both seem to still have need of income. But I don’t know if either of them live in Berlin.
    So there.

  34. Anonymous Annie

    Your Mother.

  35. Anonymous

    Like Janet would know new wave from big band.

  36. Anonymous

    Adam Ant, I’m positive

  37. Anonymous

    Who cares?

  38. Anonymous

    i am guessing brian ferry

  39. Anonymous

    morrissy came to mind immediately.

  40. WendyInDC

    Nick Rhodes is my gut reaction. But then again, Joe Jackson is an interesting choice. Not sure that I’d classify him as “New Wave,” though.

  41. Anonymous

    george michael?

  42. Anonymous

    I agree with Joe Jackson- I heard rumors about him for years as a crossdresser.

  43. Anonymous

    It’s got to be Martin Gore.

  44. Anonymous

    Morrissey is soooo not hetero…..

  45. Anonymous

    My first thought was Morrisey, too.

  46. Berlin Bertha

    That is SO easy…
    Joe Jackson

  47. Anonymous

    Nick Rhodes of DD…he’s been wearing demure pink lipstick since 1982. Proper stockings & sensible shoes – how very British.

  48. Anonymous

    Eddie Izzard….oh he’s just an actor right

  49. Anonymous

    Joey Arias?

  50. Lola

    M O R R I S S E Y !
    Who else could it be but the Mozzer himself?