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This Oscar winner is considered one of the top actors in the business. He’s supposed to be happily married with kids, but he turned up at the Chateau Marmont hotel Thursday night and partied till all hours in the lobby. After numerous cocktails, he asked another famous friend to get him “fixed up” with a girl. The friend walked up to a pretty blonde and brunette standing together and asked the blonde if she’d like to meet his well known buddy. The smart blonde sized up the situation and said “No thanks- I don’t sleep with married men!” The gorgeous brunette immediately piped up “I do!” and off she went….

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  1. N?

    Cocktails? Sounds like everyones favourite rummy Mel Gibson. An oscar winning sex-mad, alcoholic, catholic, nazi. Hollywoods finest!

  2. Anonymous

    Sean Penn

  3. Anonymous

    It’s Sean Penn for sure. There are numerous other reports of him partying recently at the Chateau Marmont.

  4. discomamma

    More clues needed here – it could be ANY Oscar-winning actor, married with kids… more info required to catch this culprit!!!

  5. Anonymous

    Cuba, He came on to my friend a few years ago and was not subtle about it at all. he suxs and so does his career now. he shouls spend less time cheating and more time trying to get a decent job that’s not a blow job

  6. Anonymous

    Michael Douglas

  7. Anonymous

    Michael Douglas

  8. maxx

    By the by, the quote about the hookers and the 8ball was on the Actor’s Studio. James Lipton asks “When you arrive at the pearly gates what would like to hear god say to you?” And Sean replied “You suffered long enough here’s two hookers and an 8ball.”

  9. garreth

    it’s not russell crowe or sean penn and please not tom hanks i know he’s too goody good shoes. how about CUBA i bet it’s him but does he have kids?

  10. Lovelyleo

    Heya,
    I think that it might be Sean Penn. But I don’t think that he slept with her. HOWEVER, he only sleeps with blondes, he is a very specific type. If he wants to have fun, remember his quote on Charlie Rose. “If I wanna have fun, I get a couple of hookers and an eight ball.”
    PS Janet do you know Joey?

  11. Anonymous

    Sean Penn. He’s a known coke user. Maybe he was geeked out and looking for love.

  12. Anonymous

    It’s got to be Cuba! Cuba! He’s been a notorious cheater since he won the Oscar. And like 4:14 said, he *flaunts* it!

  13. Anonymous

    Cuba Cuba Cuba – He flaunts his cheating.

  14. Anonymous

    My first thought was Tom Hanks. But after reading posts – Sean Penn fits better. He’s such scum – it’s him.

  15. Anonymous

    Michael Douglas

  16. Anonymous

    It’s Russell Crowe…Ben Affleck only has one child, not multiple as the clue suggests. Russell Crowe is in LA promoting his new movie

  17. Anonymous

    Attention anonymous writer of Oct 21, at 10:30. If you have a friend at the Chateau, please email me! I’d LOVE to chat-
    Janet

  18. Anonymous

    Denzel and Affleck in NYC…so not either of them

  19. maxx

    Sean deserves to have a little fun. You have no idea what it’s like to be 23, wake up and suddenly you are 45! Have you seen his body lately, he STILL looks 23. good for him, I say!!!

  20. Anonymous

    Sean Penn..too obvious.

  21. b bobby

    Got to be Morey Povich,,,,Connie is so cold!

  22. Anonymous

    TOM HANKS Came to mind too…he’s too squeaky and although i’d hate ths to be true…me thinks so

  23. Anonymous

    When I think of happily married, I think of Tom Hanks. There have been so many stories of Denzel and Sean Penn cheating.

  24. Anonymous

    On second reading, he only has one child, so maybe not.

  25. Anonymous

    Ben Affleck? I’ve heard he really struggles with the married with children thang.

  26. Anonymous

    Sean Penn

  27. Anonymous

    My friend works at the Chateau and he says that Sean Penn has been staying at the hotel while he does press for his movie. Makes sense.

  28. Anonymous

    More hints please.

  29. Anonymous

    Tom Hanks (buddy = Bosom Buddies, Oscar winner)

  30. Anonymous

    Cuba

  31. Anonymous

    Cuba

  32. anonymous

    Denzil Washington

  33. Anonymous

    Bennifer Affleck!! So obv.

  34. Anonymous

    Oh that’s right.. no, not Tom Cruise.

  35. Anonymous

    Tom Cruise has never won an Oscar, but Tom Hanks has – and was in “Big” which is def a size….. just saying….

  36. Anonymous

    “top” actor? tom cruise.

  37. kirk

    Michael Douglas obviously

  38. Anonymous

    was it just this past thursday? I didn’t hear anything.
    How about more clues??

  39. Anonymous

    Hummmm? I think Cuba is the answer?

  40. Anonymous

    Warren Beatty

  41. Nicola

    Devout Catholic, Mel Gibson

  42. Anonymous

    Cuba Gooding Jr.

  43. Anonymous

    Russel Crowe.

  44. Anonymous

    Will Smith

  45. Anonymous

    It must be Sean Penn

  46. Anonymous

    Never mind…Tim Robbins isn’t married. I think Tom Hanks too.

  47. Anonymous

    Tim Robbins

  48. Anonymous

    Tom Hanks

  49. Anonymous

    William Macy?