THE GIRLS STILL LOVE CLAY AIKEN

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Clay Aiken’s album sales might be a bit sluggish, but he’s still a thrill in concert to his legions of female fans. He recently appeared with the Minnesota Orchestra and according to the local Star Tribune’s reporter CJ, a frenzied female fan tossed her panties onstage a la Tom Jones. What possessed her to do this staggers the imagination, but a member of the orchestra picked up the undies and planned to get Clay to autograph them after the show. Imagine their surprise when they found a photo of the pantythrower and presumably her phone number, taped to the crotch of the panties! Honey, you’re barking up the wrong tree!

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27 thoughts on “THE GIRLS STILL LOVE CLAY AIKEN

  1. Thanks for the post Janet, the last line had me laughing out loud.

  2. A sodomy law is a law that defines certain sexual acts as sex crimes. The precise sexual acts meant by the term sodomy are rarely spelled out in the law, but is typically understood by courts to include any sexual act which does not lead to procreation. Furthermore, Sodomy has many synonyms: buggery, crime against nature, unnatural act, deviant sexual intercourse. It also has a range of similar euphemisms. While in theory this may include heterosexual oral sex, anal sex, masturbation, and bestiality, in practice such laws are primarily enforced against sex between men (particularly anal sex). In the United States, 47 out of 50 states had repealed any specifically anti-homosexual-conduct laws when the Supreme Court invalidated all sodomy laws in Lawrence v. Texas.

  3. Are these ‘females’ in drag? Or are they just plain nuts. Prob both.

  4. If you think the Claymates are freaks, you should see the Constantine Maroulis freaks. Their underwear is HUGE and they throw their granny pannies on stage!

  5. The photograph and phone number the pantythrower sent Clay’s way were a nice touch.
    Her SKIDMARKS in the panties, however, were insulting and in very poor taste.

  6. I know a Clay Aiken fan and I have a suspicion she’s a lesbian. I’m not sure why a lesbian would be following Clay Aiken around and attending as many of his concerts as possible, but maybe she relates to him since he’s in the closet, and so is she. Any ideas?

  7. I know a Clay Aiken fan and I have a suspicion she’s a lesbian. I’m not sure why a lesbian would be following Clay Aiken around and attending as many of his concerts as possible, but maybe she relates to him since he’s in the closet, and so is she. Any ideas?

  8. Clay Aiken is a wonderful artist and talented singer and performer beloved by millions across the world. You just need to buy his cds turn them on, relax and let your mind go. It’s the next best thing to actually being in heaven. Even besides that, Clay is a great person, a wonderful caring, loving guy. Such a teddy bear and a sweetheart. Actually, what you need to ask yourself is “how can a real woman resist all this?”

  9. Resist him? The guy is gay and posts picures of himself online. Uh yeah, I can resist him. Signed, not a female fan

  10. Everone by now surely knows he is queer. Why these sluts throw themselves at him is crazy. Maybe they’re trying to convert him? Oh my Aiken heart.

  11. If you go to Nashville, you will see a lot of country music musicians hanging out in the gay night clubs. For one thing you won’t find paparraizi in those places. They just lack the balls to hang out in places like that. Which is why the Musicians go there.
    Models frequent the gay bars as well. Just because they can avoid being hit on by guys.

  12. Clay has got a deep seated mean spirit. He dissed a bunch of teens who tried to get an interview for their school newspaper. He also refused to give autographs and said a few choice curse words. He is nice sometimes of course, but probably only after he has had some…uh….relief, (for want of a better word)..

  13. not surprising being the majority of girls love the homosexual type, abusive type or the cheating and lieing type.
    leave it to a woman to ‘think’ she knows what she wants. Because she knows best; such as a good man who can pay the bills and bring food to the table just isnt sexy to her. because she wants it all
    because women know best.
    thats why women who think like this grow old and disgruntled with their 101 cats trying desperatly to put on the public illusion they are happy with their shallow empty lives… while all the men who got sick of their games been saving their money all their youth and now living it up in the islands surrounded by sweet beautiful young hot fillipino chicks.
    btw, never said I was a man before anyone gets their panties in a bunch. could be a very enlightened women 😉
    2dulz and enjoy your cats =)

  14. Manila, Philippines Rocks!
    The women are so hot they sizzle, unlike the america/european narcisstic arrogant pigs here. The fillipino chicks actually love to hang around and talk to you, and show that your the man.
    And it gets better… the cost of living in Phillipines is so much cheaper but still have your modern stuff like internet, shops, the works.
    If your a guy and sick of the fat, arrogant, goddess acting women here in america and europe who demand to be worshipped like goddesses… spend about 2 weeks salary and go to the Phillipnes and party, and be treated like a God by some of the hottest chicks on earth.

  15. Oh, my Aiken nuts…Clay, you have put on a little poundage, especially with the double chin.

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