Bodyguard

FORMER GOVERNOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: BACK TO REALITY




Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys walking around without those bodyguards that accompanied him everywhere up until yesterday, but there’s a downside. On Monday Arnold gave up his job as Governor of California and on Tuesday he got a parking ticket in Beverly Hills. He retrieved the ticket without comment.

GEORGE MICHAEL IS MAKING FRIENDS IN PRISON

Has George Michael not only lost his looks, but lost his MIND also? While serving his eight week DUI sentence in a UK prison, George made the acquaintance of a 280 lb, 6’3” career criminal named Robert Bleach. Bleach, responsible for a string of violent robberies, offered to protect George from other inmates – telling him if anyone messed with him, to mention his name, and they’d back off. Now George is considering hiring Bleach as his bodyguard when the robber gets out in January. Rehabilitation is nice, but what George Michael needs is a DRIVER.

KE$HA TAKES A TRIP

Ke$ha lost her balance in her platform shoes and nearly tumbled to her knees on a London street outside her hotel. She was returning from a radio show, not a nightclub. Fortunately she was holding onto her bodyguard at the time and he pulled her back up. Security guys do double duty now – they protect stars from aggressive fans, and make sure their clients don’t fall down in their precipitous shoes.