OSCAR HAIR DISASTERS: VIGGO AND TRAVOLTA

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Oscar fashion is certainly being talked to death so we thought we’d point out some Oscar hair problems. John Travolta showed up with an odd new hairdo that resembled a black swim cap. This is the best photo we could find but there will surely be more revealing ones later. And Viggo Mortensen, who was SO sexy in Eastern Promises, appeared with this salt and pepper beard that really turned us off. He’s covering all his cuteness. And Denzel only appeared briefly on the show but his facial hair did nothing for him either.

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26 thoughts on “OSCAR HAIR DISASTERS: VIGGO AND TRAVOLTA

  1. Travolta is hair challenged. What’s the scoop Janet? Is he gay?

  2. Hey! John TransVolta isn’t gay. He just likes to have a penis in his anus.
    btw, Isn’t Viggio starting to look more and more like Ed Harris?
    These two need to do a movie again as brothers!

  3. Never cared for Travolta. Why can’t the paps catch him in the bathroom doing everything but pee-ing.

  4. Really, we know that Travolta is insane, viggo thinks hes this slick mobster.. but none of them was as bad as the winner! He’s so dirty, bum off the streetish.. up for an award and you wonder if he is hygiene challanged? Daniel Day Lewis might have washed his and had it whacked by someone other than his lawn guy?

  5. Anonymous 4.49am – Viggo and Ed are doing are movie together it’s a Western and i think Ed is directing. Viggo’s beard is for the movie.
    I like Viggo; i think he’s sexy (but not in a Brad Pitt kind of way).

  6. You know why?
    THEY’RE BOTH FOLLY SCIENTOLOGY FLIPPERS!!
    that’s all folks!!

  7. Janet, sometimes male actors need beards for roles they are playing. some celebrities like Dave Letterman and Conan O’Brien grew beards to support striking writers. I think you need to examine all the angles before you opine on these issues.

  8. Ed Harris and Viggo wrapped ‘Appaloosa’ already in NM, his beard is for another film he is on currently-Viggo outclasses them all save for DD Lewis and
    it was a SIN that Eastern Promises was neglected for a nom!!

  9. John Travolta is completely bald. He wears a piece, as they say in the industry, from ‘crown to crown’. But what the hell was that shoe polish last night? The man collects 747’s like nothing and wears hair from a box from Rite Aid to the Oscars?

  10. who was sitting next to Viggo as they announced the nominees? Does he have a daughter?

  11. The Turkish bath scene from Eastern Promises is a MUST SEE !
    Violent to bloody hell, but, full frontal Viggo, full backside of Viggo…You just can’t go wrong with that !
    Something about him.

  12. Somebody give us a REPORT on what CLAPTON’S hair looks like at tonights Madison Square Garden Show… Did he dye his hair or left it grey.
    Which is what Travolta should have done…. Short Grey hair always look professional and dignified (look at all those directors and cinematographers).
    Lets hope next year he doesn’t get talked into dying his hair.

  13. Viggo looks scruffy. John’s boyfriend(s) prefers his hair flat so he can wear his blond bouffant wig and various ladies’ clothing. I got this info from a possible reliable source.

  14. Tom Cruise’s scientology can cure arthritis, baldness and gayness. John had Tom cure 2 of the 3, look how well they are going.

  15. Revolting Travolta was caught in a gay bar in the early 80’s. It was definitely him….at the time, he came out with some lame excuse about not knowing it was a gay bar. He said he just stopped in for a drink thinking it was a regular bar. Yeah, right. Well, I guess Scientology has suppressed his thetan personality and the aliens have beamed up his dark side. (or whatever jibberish this cult spouts.)

  16. I thought John looked like Count Chocula. I love the guy but he needs to grow his hair out longer again.

  17. I think Viggo is the type who is not happy being a sex symbol when he has so much talent so he always tries to downplay his hotness but I know there is still a hot piece of ass underneath all that hair so I will forgive you this time Viggo

  18. Bitchie McSnit – thanks for the info.
    Anonymous – 6:52 Ed is Ed Harris.

  19. Excuse me, a beard makes a man look good, and a sexy man look fantastic. Viggo looks beautiful. As for Travolta, revolting as usual.

  20. People,J.Travolta does not have his own hair left!He wears one piece WIGS.

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