JERSEY SHORE: YOU CAN HAVE A SNOOKI OF YOUR OWN

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Snooki, Sammi, Vinny, and the rest of the Jersey Shore gang are back in Los Angeles, but so far only ONE of them can brag that a doll is being made in their image. Snooki, considered the break-out star of the group, will be immortalized with her own lookalike doll. She’s absolutely thrilled and the doll will have her signature look – heavy eye make up, a leopard print dress, and of course, the pouf hair. The Jersey doll is being rushed into stores while it’s still hot.

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17 thoughts on “JERSEY SHORE: YOU CAN HAVE A SNOOKI OF YOUR OWN

  1. So this is what is being called this generation’s talent pool. No real actors or singers, just this, oh my God.

  2. Some people need a sad sack, ugly, abused punching bag or mentally challenged type personality to make fun of or they think they are not elite and smarter than the rest of us. Only liberals, bigots and racists seem to watch these shows and like them.

  3. Does it come with a string that when pulled
    spews out filth and nonsense?

  4. this “JERSEY”-CHIL RAPER needs help.
    ……………MENTAL HELP AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!

  5. their 15 minutes will be up soon. Ths time next year the dolls will be on the clearance rack and no one will remember who they are! Thats what is so funny. They actually think they are celebs!!! lol

  6. Who cares about these worthless people, what have they done to get famous? Nothing.
    They’re just plain stupid and need to do something constructive with their lives, cause this worst last long.

  7. Will it come with another doll who punches it in the face every-so-often?

  8. as long as jershey shore gets its ratings, they will be around for another 2-4 yrs. i hope they save their money.

  9. I’m one of the few left that does not have MTV. hooray !!! So I don’t even know what the show is about, but it must be filthy since they say many many fools are watching it.

    I do fell kinda sorry for Snooki, because she is so is chubby, ultra-short, and dead-common looking.

  10. To be as realistic as possible, the doll should come with crabs and two different STDs.

  11. Correction. There already has been a doll made in her image ages ago… The TROLL doll. Itls short, thick, tanned. same nose & face, poufy hair…

  12. She looks like she could be the president and CEO of the toughest girl-gang…..whatever their name is. Tough, baby.

  13. the doll can be true sized too since she’s a dwarf, not from Jersey and not Italian. Italians, like Jews say if your mother is Italian then that is where your culture is from.

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