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WERE TRAVIS AND TAYLOR THE MOTIVATION FOR KANSAS CITY SHOOTINGS?

This is some scary stuff, but it’s newsworthy and very inside, so please read it with that in mind. The tragic shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs victory parade today is being investigated as having a link to conspiracy theorists who believe that Travis Kelce’s relationship with Taylor Swift was manufactured by the government to keep President Biden in the White House. As nutty as that sounds, some misinformed people actually BELIEVE that. While it’s too early in the investigation to come to any conclusions, our inside source reports that Taylor has been advised to beef up security until the motives of the shooters are determined. As the source explained it, there are actually crazies out there who believe Taylor and Travis are CIA operatives out to sway the election, and that’s one of the main theories police are working on as they investigate this shooting tragedy…

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DON’T THINK JOE BIDEN HASN’T NOTICED THE POWER OF TAYLOR SWIFT

Joe Biden wants to be re-elected President and he’s counting on Taylor Swift to keep him in the White House! The popstar is more influential than ever,  after being named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, so now the Biden campaign is leaning on Taylor to record television ads supporting his reelection. Taylor has now reached a whole new audience thanks to her romance with Kansas City Chiefs Travis Kelce, so she has more influence than ever, especially in the usually conservative states of Kansas and Missouri. Taylor is being tapped to get out the vote and if her legions of Swifties follow her lead, she could easily sway the election.

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DONALD TRUMP IS THINKING AHEAD

This tidbit comes from a well placed DC source and only time will tell if it happens. If Donald Trump isn’t the Republican presidential nominee in the 2024 election, our source says he’s not planning to endorse whoever wins the primaries – instead he plans to direct his millions of minions to vote for Joe Biden! Here’s the backstory: Donald’s plan is to negotiate a deal where he will throw his support behind the Democratic nominee IF he’s guaranteed a pardon in case he’s convicted of any of the current or future charges he’s facing. Plus Donald doesn’t want ANY Republican except himself to win the White House in the next election! Yes, it sounds far-fetched, but the source is impeccable and we CAN see Donald doing something underhanded like this.

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SNL’S NEW JOE BIDEN ROCKS

SNL did the right thing when they replaced Joe Biden impersonator Jim Carrey with Alex Moffat. Carrey had been appearing on the show all this season as Biden and stopped after he was elected. Carrey’s portrayal of Biden was rather unnerving and borderline creepy. Jim Carrey tends of overdo it and he turned low-key Biden into a seething madman. Series regular Moffat (last seen as Eric Trump) looks and sounds a lot more like Biden to start with, and he gently made fun of the new President without insulting him. He entered his scene with his booted foot and a cane and when he saw the camera he ditched the cane and turned a somersault to prove his virility. Looks like Maya Rudolph’s Kamala Harris character will obviously be the one in charge – she smoothly hustled “Biden” away to get the Covid vaccine.

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50 CENT AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

We’ve never heard of Haute Magazine, but this week they collaborated with Watches of Switzerland at their Soho store to honor (of all people)
“rapper and entrepreneur” 50 Cent. The small exclusive group of guests perused the collection of expensive watches and enjoyed a very fancy dinner. 50 Cent is on the cover of the magazine’s recent issue, and fortunately he was NOT wearing this beige suit (Health measures were observed however.) Right before the event, 50 Cent was on the cover of the NY Post endorsing Donald Trump and declaring “I don’t want to be 20 cent” thanks to Biden’s tax plans. He also hinted that he might have to leave America (like Trump hints) if Biden wins. We’re betting there was some snappy conversation at THAT dinner…

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JIM CARREY: TOTALLY MISCAST AS JOE BIDEN

We eagerly anticipated the return of Saturday Night Live for this new season – Chris Rock seemed like the perfect host (It’s hard to top Eddie Murphy from last year before the pandemic) with the added bonus of Jim Carrey playing Joe Biden. But what happened? Alec Baldwin carried on as his usual Trump – but Carrey’s inappropriate mugging was totally off the charts. (And not that funny!) Biden is HARDLY the frenetic, tooth flashing character that Carrey played. Joe is calm and subtle – everything Jim Carrey is NOT. Carrey’s exaggerated Fire Marshall Bill kept popping up in the impersonation. Since Jim (as Biden) is set for SNL for the rest of the season, we hope he can tone it down – and punch up the script to make it funnier.

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DISH THE CANDIDATES

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