Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
Here’s Brtttany Murphy and her bodyguard shopping for cameras at Samy’s. Oops- we mean HUSBAND, not bodyguard. This is Simon Monjack, the English screenwriter she married in such a rush. The hasty wedding stirred up gossip about a “green card marriage” and Simon was allegedly linked to bad debts and shady business deals. But they’re still together. She’s looking as cute as ever, but dare we say he looks like he’s let himself GO just a bit?
Janet, why not start drawing on the pictures. Maybe the letter “L” on his face for Loooooooser.
If he’s a loser, book me on a flight for that “Land of the Lost”…I like where losing took him!
CONGRATULATIONS TO BRITTANY MURPHY…!!! SHE FINALLY GOT THE MAN ALL WOMEN DREAM OF….!! SHE GOT THE MAN SHE DESERVES…!!
AN UNTALENTED, CON – ARTIST, CRIMINAL, PIECE OF SHIT…!!!
SIMON MONJACK IS A THREAT TO ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AND TO PEOPLE… I HOPE ONE DAY BRITTANY MURPHY REALLY WAKES UP…. AND LEAVE HIM…!!
If he put on a sparkly black bra and bikini bottoms with boots and a bad weave, he too can look like the OTHER Britney!!! He certainly has the flabby, unkept look that matches her as well…
If he’s her “trophy,” one shudders to think about the kind of contest she had to “win” to get him.
IF THIS BEING a.k.a. SCUM-JACK IS THE TROPHY…. THEN I WONDER WHAT THE TYPE OF THE CONTEST WOULD BE….
CONGRATULATIONS BRITTANY MURPHY..!!! YOU FULFILLED A LONG TIME WANT OF ANY WOMAN. HAVING A MAN LIKE THIS BY HER SIDE…!!!
IF THIS BEING a.k.a. SCUM-JACK IS THE TROPHY…. THEN I WONDER WHAT THE TYPE OF THE CONTEST WOULD BE….
CONGRATULATIONS BRITTANY MURPHY..!!! YOU FULFILLED A LONG TIME WANT OF ANY WOMAN. HAVING A MAN LIKE THIS BY HER SIDE…!!!
Just how low does your self-esteem have to be to hook up with a dreamboat like that?
You people are all sooo right…we should ALL only choose a mate on what they look like and what designer labels they wear!
Have a happy 2008…and enjoy listening your Nintendo computer game soundtrack’s in your car…let me know if you need any more Amyl Nitrate. See ya at Kitson!
A step up from Ashton Kutcher
He looks like chronic halitosis personified.
And isn’t he in trouble with the law, too?
Niiiiiice.
Her parents must be so proud.
EWWWW. imagine him on top of you while having sex…sweating like a pig and a pee pee as small as a weenie… She has to lift up that tummy to find his pee pee.. YUCK!
He may look like a dirt bag, but so long as she’s happy. Big deal.
You know, this is why so many women are so unhappy. They think they have to be with some perfect looking guy in order to be happy. And when that guy comes along it’s just there luck he’s gay.
SIMON MONJACK IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCREENWRITER / DIRECTOR . HE DID ONLY ONE PROJECT (MOVIE) IN HIS LIFE (THE FACTORY GIRL – MOVIE). BUT IT WAS A TOTAL FAILURE. FURTHERMORE, STH HAPPENED WITH THE PRODUCTION AT THAT TIME… IT IS RUMORED THAT HE DID STH WITH THE PRODUCTION BUDGET…
ALSO HE WAS MARRIED ONCE, HE HAS A DAUGHTER IN U.K. BUT HE CONNED HIS EX- WIFE, AND THE OTHER GIRLFRIENDS HE HAD. HE TOOK THEIR MONEY…. THERE ARE MANY LAWSUITS AGAINT HIM IN U.K. I BET THERE ARE MANY IN U.S.
SIMON MONJACK IS AN UNTALENTED CRIMINAL. A CON ARTIST .
HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL…
A CRIMINAL
THIS MARRIAGE IS FAKE, PHONY
To the person that posted above, get a psych evaluation, stat! You have way too much time on your hands. If you are in such the know, why post anonymously (you didn’t even spell it right). I find it hard to believe any information given by someone hiding behind a pseudonym. If you actually did read the news (other than in your own mind) you would have learned that Simon was cleared of all charges about 3-4 weeks ago. Get your damn facts straight or include in your posts the source of your alleged information.
LAUREN KAY go suck a sheep maybe you will feelwooly better ha” ha”
Lauren Kay is Brittany’s chew toy
Trophy Husband? What contest in hell did she win?