Also in 2001 - it looked like Wacko Jacko has a wacko plastic surgeon! The man responsible for most of Michael Jackson's cosmetic procedures, Steven Hoefflin, has published a book claiming that he can reverse paralysis and Alzheimers with the help of family and friends of the victim. The ghoulish book cover features Hoefflin holding a human brain in his hand. The doctor paid to publish the book himself and he's shopping around for a publisher. We can't help but wonder if Michael's degenerating nose might cause people to regard the book with suspicion.

While Michael Jackson claims conspiracy in the news, it came out in 2001 that not everything was as it seemed with Michael either. Surely you've noticed those stubbly bristles on Michael Jackson's chin in recent photos. Well, they didn't come easy. Michael had those hairs TRANSPLANTED to his chin they same way people have hairs transplanted to their heads. Amazing, but true! It seems that Michael had his facial whiskers permanently removed by electrolysis years ago and when his taste changed and he wanted facial hair, he couldn't produce it. So he had to have it surgically implanted!

1998: Attention Michael Jackson! Cloning expert Richard Seed PHD is trying to find you! A few months ago we revealed that Michael is looking for a European doctor to clone him. Physicist Richard Seed recently started a furor when he announced that he wants to go into the cloning business and claims he's two years away from producing a human clone. "Humans are easier to clone than animals" he says. The Chicago fertility expert needs money to start his foundation and feels Michael Jackson would be the perfect investor because he has such a personal interest in cloning. We can't help but wonder - isn't ONE Michael Jackson enough?