This music legend claims to be happy in a gay marriage, but he forgets all those vows when he goes on the road doing concerts. While he was in LA in May he hired an escort to visit him backstage. The rentboy was handed a list of rules before he entered: "Don't touch (the legend's) hair, fingers, chest, and do NOT speak to him!" The escort did as he was told and walked away with $600. But he also walked away with a Monica Lewinsky inspired sample of the star's DNA and started calling the tabloids, negotiating to sell the story for six figures! Perhaps most galling of all, he plans to reveal that the cheater is NOT well endowed.

1997: Sandra Bullock is just plain disgusted with her boyfriend Matthew McConaughey's housekeeping habits. He shares a beachhouse in Malibu with some buddies and the place is always a pigsty! The bathroom's a nightmare and there are never any clean towels, and she has to wash a dish if she wants to eat off a plate. Sandra's sick of playing maid to his dorm lifestyle but she can't convince Matthew to spend more time at her beautiful home in the hills. He feels it's "too Hollywood!"