Photo Credit: Splash NewsDavid Duchovny has been looking a bit thrashed and rough around the edges lately? Like he's been sleeping in his car, or something. His recent abrupt announcement that he's checking into sex rehab indicates one of two things: First, his wife Tea Leoni caught him red-handed cheating, and his claiming that he has a "treatable disorder" might get him off the hook. (We suspect she doesn't really want a divorce.) The second possibility is that someone he cheated WITH sold her story to the National Enquirer and it's about to come out. Those are the only reasons we can think of that would cause an actor to publicly announce that he has a compulsive sexual disorder. We hope his marriage survives.
Hollywood must be scrambling to buy the rights to the Joyce McKinney story: it features insanity, obsession, religion, a Penthouse pinup turned female rapist, courtroom drama, and a cloned vicious pit bull. Jeremy Olshan of the NY Post dished up all the lurid details that other news outlets neglected.
As you may recall, a woman named Bernann McKinney recently made the news because she cloned her pit bull in Korea for $50,000, and the result was five puppies. Someone recognized her photograph and ID'd her as Joyce McKinney, a sex crazed pinup girl who was on the lam for 30 years after she kidnapped a Mormon missionary. Joyce, a former Miss Wyoming, was a Utah student in the 70's when she became obsessed with Kirk Anderson, a fellow student and missionary. They had a brief romance but she was too possessive, and he moved to England to escape her.
She tracked him down, and with chloroform and a fake gun, kidnapped him and manacled him with fur lined handcuffs to a bed at a remote cottage. After days of reading the scriptures and begging him to marry her, she forced him to have sex with her. Later in court he said " I couldn't move" and she testified "Kirk had to be tied up to have an orgasm."
The UK tabloids went wild with the story, dubbing her the "Shackle Queen." Somehow McKinney jumped bail and hid in Atlanta posing as a nun. When it became clear that British authorities didn't intend to extradite her, she posed nude in a series of magazines. In 1984 she was caught skulking around Kirk's home and was arrested again. In 1999 she was interviewed living in isolation in a shack in Tennessee with her beloved pit bull, who pulled her wheelchair.
Now it turns out her beloved pit bull viciously attacked two joggers and was condemned to be euthanized, but Joyce kidnapped HIM from the pound before he could be put to death. So these adorable puppies have THAT DNA. The Koreans who cloned her dog might be sorry they gave her a $50,000 discount for being "so nice." Who would YOU cast in the role of Joyce?
For years, gossips in Hollywood have heard that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett had an open marriage and even indulged in swingers parties. No one really had proof or dared to write about it until now. What happened is Will Smith supposedly gave an interview to something called Reveal magazine and talked about his open marriage. The WOW report, among other sites, picked up this hot news and quoted Will as saying
"In our marriage vows, we didn't say 'forsaking all others," Smith told the aptly named Reveal magazine. "Our perspective is, you don't avoid what's natural and you're going to be attracted to people." Smith added that he and Jada were careful not to get caught and hurt feelings. Sort of "What you don't know won't hurt you." WOW pointed out that gender was not mentioned. Wink, wink.
We searched for the original article in Reveal Magazine and could find nothing. The only Reveal magazine we could locate was an online site that was closed until September. Did this interview really happen?
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Amy Winehouse is puzzled because R Kelly is a free man and her her Blaaake has been languishing in jail for the better part of a year. There IS a similarity in the cases if you dig deep. Blake had roughed up a guy in a pub and later tried to bribe him so he wouldn't press charges. The guy was happy to take the bribe, but someone snitched to the papers and exposed the plot. Blake got locked up for bribing, not for beating the guy up. R Kelly was accused of appearing in a sex video with an underage girl. It's rumored that R Kelly bribed his young victim and members of her family so they wouldn't testify against him. Supposedly they're living high on the hog these days. So HE got away scot free. Amy's not happy.
"Groundhog Day" is one of our all time favorite movies, but we're not the least bit surprised that Bill Murray's long suffering wife Jennifer filed for divorce. It's a miracle the marriage lasted for ten years - and four children, no less! Jennifer accused Bill of being addicted to booze, drugs, and sex, as well as being abusive, cheating on her, and abandoning the family. We BELIEVE it all! Murray, who is noted for "aging badly," announced awhile back that he was "retired" so producers and fans would leave him alone. (He figured he could work when he wanted to like Jay-Z) He filled his free time by traveling solo to golf tournaments all over the world and partying like a madman. He drank college kids under the table at an all night soiree in Scotland and he was arrested in Sweden for driving a golf cart drunk. (photo above) In the worst possible sense, Jennifer became a GOLF WIDOW. Jennifer is set to collect 7 million from the prenup, but we do feel sorry for the kids.
We happen to love Doris Day movies - she's always so cheerful. She might not be so happy to learn that there's a new biography coming out about her sexy private life. "Doris Day: The Reluctant Star," written by David Bret, will be released in the UK this summer and early leaks reveal some tantalizing assertions. We were floored when the author casually remarked that Doris had crushes on gay men like Rock Hudson and Stephen Boyd. We had no idea Stephen Boyd (really handsome in "Ben Hur" and that New York career girl movie "The Best of Everything") was GAY! Is this common knowledge, or pure conjecture? Any experts out there?
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There's something not quite convincing about this photo of Shia Labeouf on the set of his new movie "New York, I Love You." Now, don't take this the wrong way, but he reminds us of a female to male sex change. Maybe it's the haircut and the facial hair in combination with the unflattering clothes, but he resembles an attractive girl who wants to look like a guy. Kind of like that "guy" on Oprah who became pregnant. Shia's much hotter when he looks like himself.
Remember that excited guy in Las Vegas who announced that he had stumbled upon what he thought was a very rare nude photograph of Marilyn Monroe? His name is Lawrence Nicastro, he's 73, and he invited reporters to take a look at the poster size picture. He figured it was taken when Monroe filmed The Misfits in Las Vegas in 1960 and he found it in a box stored in someone's garage. He was SO embarrassed when a newsman pointed out that it was actually Madonna! It was the nude hitchhiking picture that Steven Meisel snapped for her Sex book in 1992. Madonna must be flattered, but she might not be thrilled to see this photo plastered all over the internet again because of her kids. Which is worse, mother hitchhiking nude or smoking a cigarette?
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We LOVE the fact that Adnan Ghalib has been using Britney Spears as a guinea pig. After all, he is on a test panel for a male enhancement company. (Incidentally, in the roster of testers, he lists his profession as 'filmmaker" and says he works in what he calls "the" industry.) He tests and gives his opinion of various male sex oriented products like Viagra that increase virility. How much he's paid for this we don't know, but we wonder if Britney knows and if she puts in her two cents.
While Lindsay Lohan was a Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah she managed to cut back on drugs and booze - only to concentrate on sex! She has at least two women outraged because she destroyed their relationships. In September the wife of fellow patient Tony Allen charged in divorce papers that Lindsay broke up their marriage. Now that Lindsay is declaring her love for another patient, Riley Giles, HIS exfiancee is outraged. Riley's former fiancee Breanna Tierney told The Enquirer she had met Lohan at the Lodge, but "When Riley confessed he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque- we were DONE. Lindsay has no morals." Breanna was also shocked to learn that her addicted ex had given her a fake diamond engagement ring. Lindsay, you can have him!
Joe Francis is FREAKING OUT! He's sitting in jail, serving time for tax evasion, contempt of court, molesting minors, bribery etc. - facing a hundred years in prison, and NO ONE is returning his calls! The Girls Gone Wild mogul has been reaching out to his celebrity friends - he wants them to write letters defending his character to the judge. These are the same celebrities who didn't hesitate to accept Joe's hospitality when he was on top of the world. They flew in his Gulfstream jet and enjoyed his Caligula-like parties in LA, Miami, Mexico, etc. Paris and Nicky Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reed, Kimberly Stewart, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez, and MANY more, wallowed in his celebrity ass-kissing. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were among the droves who enjoyed his generosity and hospitality at his Cabo beachfront mansion. Now they won't give him the time of day. Joe has been calling collect from jail all over Hollywood, begging people he thought were his friends to accept his call or call him back. No response. Joe is very upset and he told one friend that he just MIGHT be tempted write a tell-all book detailing those celebrity get-togethers and all the drugs and sex secrets!
We were THRILLED to read about Wesley Snipes' sticky sex habits as told by a former lap dancer to the News of the World - because now we feel free to reveal what he does here in the US! According to the News, he met chatty Fran Murphy while filming his new movie "The Shooter" in Cardiff, Wales. Among other things, Fran revealed that Wesley happened to have "strawberries and a big jug of chocolate sauce in his hotel room." (That was NO coincidence, my dear) Fran started to nibble the strawberries but Wesley grabbed the sauce and poured it all over her and licked it off. Little did she know Wesley has a history of mixing food and sex. Years ago we were told that Snipes was addicted to both barbecue sauce and womens feet! A high priced Hollywood call girl told us that allegedly Wesley had a standing weekly appointment with her and their kinky sessions involved very little sex. He liked to sniff and fondle her high heeled shoes and topped off their dates by smothering her feet in barbecue sauce and licking it off!
Kevin Costner's marriage is in grave jeopardy unless he resorts to heroic measures to save it. His young wife Christine was crushed by the charges made by a masseuse that Kevin exposed himself to her at a resort in Scotland where they were celebrating their honeymoon! "Christine was devastated and fears she'll never be able to trust her husband. When she read about the charge she told him "It's OVER!" Kevin is desperate to save his marriage and promised to go to sex therapy every day until Christine could forgive him. But soon he left for Louisiana and Europe for work ,and Christine is living solo by choice at their Santa Barbara house, wondering if he's continuing the therapy. At this point she's not optimistic. Kevin's friends are on Christine's side � they know how he cheated on his exwife Cindy and think he's a jerk.
