Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay's had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That's a LOT of money, but Lindsay's reticent. Here's a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!

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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay's affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists "it's a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter."

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It's not often that you see a photo of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Sam Ronson SMILING, like this shot taken yesterday. Usually they have tortured and morose looks on their faces. Could it be they are euphoric over the news that gay marriage is now legal in California?

Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.