I would much rather eat a hamburger(hold the pickles)on the floor,than be called names by an azzhole!

The Hoff. No contest.

There should be a third choice: perhaps a stuffed teddy bear, or a lawn mower. Either would be a better father than these two.

That being said: I'd chose Hoff over scary-angry-Baldwin.

Even though David was drunk he wasn't mean. Alec on the other hand is mean even if he's not drunk. I'd hate to see what Alec is like drunk. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

They are both better than the freaken bimbos that they were married to. Unfortunately, their kids will be a bit challenged, having momma as a wacko and a father with limited skills Heaven help us all.

THE HOFF IS A "PATHETIC" DRUNK...

THE "THOUGHTLESS BIG PIG" IS A MEAN DRUNKARD....

I wouldn't choose Alec cause I don't like to be yelled at or called names. David on the other hand seems harmless, plus I could take money out of his wallet and he'd never know!

Alec isn't a father he's a nasty, rude pig with a fearful ex-wife and badgered daughter! Go Hoff!