Photo Credit: Splash NewsMickey Rourke is still in Rome, and although he's dressing better than he does in the US (nice suit) - he slacked off on washing his hair. He's leaving the fancy restaurant Cipriani, and perhaps as a joke, he's holding hands with his perplexed bodyguard.
Do you recognize this well-known actress? Hint: she played Pam on Dallas! That's right, it's Victoria Principal, who we've all seen selling her skin care and makeup line on some shopping channel. Victoria , who divorced her plastic surgeon husband two years ago, denies that she's had any plastic surgery - specifically no face-lift, peels or laser work. We're not sure the 58 year old actress is telling the truth because she certainly looks different, but she's still very attractive.
The funeral for Travis Barker's assistant Chris Baker started today at 2 PM at Forest Lawn. 2000 people, including hopefully Travis himself, are expected. Everyone invited was asked to wear Chris's favorite color green. A friend said "Chris dealt with all kinds of powerful people in the music business. Lil Jon, Jermaine Dupri, and others are expected to fly in from New York. It's going to be a star studded event."
Travis's bodyguard Charles Still's funeral was Saturday and DJ AM was a surprise but secretive guest. As we told you, he DOESN'T want to be seen in public until he's had plastic surgery, So Adam sat in a truck with tinted windows. He invited his friends and Still's family over to speak to him, but he never got out of the truck.
THIS JUST IN: Travis didn't make it to the funeral but he had someone read a statement from him. DJ AM showed up looking better - he has patches of white on his face and a cast on his hand but he doesn't look bad at all, said a witness. Game was in tears, as were many in the crowd.
It's amazing the insults that Jennifer Aniston has to endure. Entertainment magazines have absurdly claimed that she was "making wedding plans" with EVERY guy she's dated since divorcing Brad Pitt - the latest "future husband" being John Mayer. As if that isn't embarrassing enough, now the mags are saying she's anxious about her upcoming fortieth birthday so she had her lips enhanced. The so-called lip enlargement is illustrated with these photos. Clearly, she simply is holding her mouth differently in the two photos and her lips look exactly the same. Give her a break.
Seems like yesterday that cute Nikki Cox was appearing on "Vegas" looking like this photo on the left. Actually it was 2007. Recently she was photographed at an event looking like THIS on the right. This girl claims to be barely 30 and she looks as if she's had some MAJOR alterations done. What was she thinking? What was her fairly new husband Jay Mohr thinking?

We just never get tired of looking at pictures of Lara Flynn Boyle. Partly because we remember what she USED to look like. We're assuming that since marrying that guy in Texas she has been patronizing a plastic surgeon there. The enlarged lips were hard enough to take, now her chipmunk cheeks make her unrecognizable. That's a lot of work for someone who's only 38. She still has that slim body that Jack Nicholson used to like, though.
More disturbing than the fact that Heidi Fleiss was picked up for a DUI, is what her face has become. Anyone out there contemplating getting their lips inflated, please take a close look at what that procedure (plus a few drugs) did to Heidi. (She's pictured at the height of her career as a madam on the left, and today on the right.)

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Priscilla Presley doesn't go out a lot - presumably her Scientology activities keep her busy- but when she does, we like to see how she's doing. Priscilla is famous for her plastic surgery- she's always been a natural beauty but she started fiddling with her looks back in the 70's when she got a radical face peel. Since then her complexion has been extremely light - almost translucent like Cher's. She looks attractive but not exactly natural, as she leaves Mastro's Steak House in Beverly Hills.

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Dear Jennifer,
We believe you. We believe that you had work done on your nose simply for a deviated septum and did NOT have a nose job. Before and after photos make it absurdly obvious that you are telling the truth. We cannot explain why every magazine and many websites mindlessly accuse you of having plastic surgery when the PROOF is right on your face. You look EXACTLY the same! And that's the way we like you! Regarding Keanu Reeves - we're not so sure we believe those stories about you inviting him over for a tryst. He IS really cute and seems sweet, but he has some of the same traits that you didn't like about Brad. He's VERY laid back. Not a witty conversationalist. Nice, but not that exciting or funny. Not very social. Likes to ride alone on his bike. We'll be surprised if that "tryst" story turns out to be true.
Yours truly,
JCH

Speaking of plastic surgery, we came across this recent picture and were stunned because we could barely recognize Courtney Love. Has she has one to many filler shots or surgical procedures? You have to admit there are no bags under her eyes or lines on her face, but whose face is it? Britney Spears older sister who ran around a lot? At least she looks relaxed.
It looks like having a Barbie in her own image caused Hilary Duff to re-evaluate a lot of things. Not only did she decide that she had the wrong boyfriend and get rid of Joel Madden, but she decided her looks could be improved upon. The dollmakers studied her face to recreate it correctly and pointed out that Hilary had a slightly prominent chin. An insider told us that Hil took a close look at herself and called the plastic surgeon. She ended up haing a surgical procedure to soften and modify her strong chin. The result is a sweeter more girlish contour. The recent photo with the hat reveals her new look!
With every surgery Tara Reid seems to look more like Ukranian ice princess Oksana Baiul. There IS an eerie resemblence, and both the actress and the skater have had more than a passing acquaintance with alcohol. Tara has done a lot of talking about her body sculpting but those in the know say she forgot to mention that she had the puffiness taken out of her eyes. And her smile is different because her teeth are bigger and whiter. We don't know what, if anything, Oksana has had done, but we bet she gets mistaken for Tara occasionally.
Stop the presses! Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham made front page news in the UK because SHE GOT A HAIRCUT - or more accurately, removed her extensions. We're depressed from reading about world problems too - but this is grasping at straws. Of course, we have to admit the U.S. can be just as silly about celebrities. Remember Pamela Anderson knocked all the other stories off the front page when she had her implants "removed" a few years ago. (So many people were outraged that she put them right back IN.)



