Don't know about you, but if we never saw Heather Mills' whiney face again, we'd live happily ever after. Her exhausting divorce from Paul McCartney netted her 48.6 million and she's STILL not happy. Her unpleasant behavior and endless nasal complaining during the divorce proceedings made her an unpopular person, to say the least. So WHY did somebody already hire her to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas? She's no beauty expert and we'd rather the job went to an American. Our only consolation is the fact that beauty pageants are so tacky and antiquated - they're not much to brag about.

The Led Zeppelin reunion concert in London brought out plenty of rock royalty, resulting in some provocative photos. Paul McCartney is obviously still romancing Rosanna Arquette - they came together but pretended they didn't know each other when cameras flashed. (That's a sure clue they have something to hide.) Marilyn Manson and his girlfriend arrived WITHOUT makeup - she was inexplicably dressed like a cute 1950's milk maid. Our personal favorite photo is of three generations of Scientological Presleys - Priscilla, Lisa Marie, and her daughter Riley Keough. (The Led Zeppelin bandmembers are huge fans of Elvis) - the younger they get the more goth they look. The Presley females all have those steely eyes.

Here's a McCartney you don't see very often. It's Paul's lookalike son James - he looks a lot like his dad except for the red hair (and the quantity of hair.) He's a guitarist/drummer and he's currently working on an album with his father. James,30, is rarely seen in public but he turned up at a Christmas party at his sister Stella's shop in London.

You read it HERE first! It took him long enough, but Paul McCartney has finally been spotted in London hooking up with his longtime crush Rosanna Arquette! Back in August our readers learned about Paul's crush on the Desperately Seeking Susan actress. She was seen at his Amoeba record store appearance in LA but they kept their budding relationship a big secret. In the past few months, Paul has been distracted by his divorce from Heather Mills- he spent most of his time in the UK and New York, and put the romance on the back burner. He saw a few other women, but he never forgot about Rosanna, and they quietly stayed in touch. Recently Rosanna had business in London and she and Paul had two dates in 24 hours. She extended her visit and she's still there keeping company with her Beatle. Lookswise, Rosanna IS kind of the same type as Heather - a willowy off-beat blonde.

Drum roll. Heather Mills, whose divorce from Paul McCartney is STILL not final, has decided who she'd like to have play her in a bigscreen biography: Reese Witherspoon. At first Heather toyed with the idea of Heather Locklear, but she decided a serious actress like Reese is more appropriate. Heather is in talks with a Hollywood screenwriter about turning her life story into a movie and it will certainly include private not- so- pleasant situations with her estranged husband Paul. To say that she's using this upcoming movie to pressure Paul into a quick settlement is probably an understatement. If she gets enough money, we're sure the scenes with Paul will be more flattering - or maybe there won't be a movie at all.

Last we heard, Paul McCartney was in The Hamptons trying to be civil to his exwife Heather while he spent time with his little girl Beatrice. He DID manage to fit in some flirting with Renee Zellweger and Christie Brinkley, however. This Beatle is on the prowl. When he returns to Los Angeles he is expected to spend time with a certain actress that he's had a little crush on for years. Only Paul's inner circle knows that he has long admired actress/director Rosanna Arquette. The last time he was in LA, Paul quietly arranged an introduction and got to know Rosanna and they shared some time together. She was in his entourage when he performed live at Amoeba Records in Hollywood. Whether the friendship escalates remains to be seen.