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Nicole Richie pretended to be friendly to Paris Hilton when they both turned up at the Hard Rock Hotel this weekend for the Good Charlotte concert. Dating twin brothers Joel and Benji Madden means they DO run into each other occasionally. (Much to Nicole's annoyance.) The girls chatted briefly before the show and as soon as it started they ran to opposite ends of the VIP area to watch.

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Times certainly ARE changing. First of all, did you EVER think you'd see Paris Hilton eating at the Hamburger Hamlet? The Hamlet has always been a mecca for families and grandparents. Dependable, but not exactly trendy. She and Benji arrived without fanfare and there were only one or two paparazzi around. And get this, Paris did NOT stop and pose like she always does! Just a few years ago, Paris was trailed by dozens of photographers at all times and she reveled in it. Both sides now seem to be losing interest.

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We may be sick of looking at Paris Hilton, but when she appeared at Selfridge's in London to promote her fragrance, they had to close the crowded street down. Apparently she figured that if she wore a goofy hat like Sarah Jessica Parker she'd get more attention and it worked. The Brits aren't wild about Benji Madden - one reporter said his tattoos make him look like a burn victim.( Paris definitely has bigger feet than her boyfriend.) In summation, a lot of people stopped to gape at Paris, but perfume sales were reportedly disappointing.

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It appears that Paris Hilton is having a happy shopping day with her sister and mother at the Nanette Lepore shop on Robertson. But looks are deceiving because she is actually fliming footage for her new MTV reality show, possibly titled "My New BFF." As usual, Paris is in the company of her mother and sister because she has no female friends. Girls that Paris would LIKE to pal around with, want nothing to do with the boyfriend-stealing prevaricator. So maybe she'll find one on this TV show.

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We love the idea of Paris Hilton coming out with a line of headbands with hair attached. Here she is in Italy promoting the product called "Bandit." ANYONE can have a flip, instantly! The one she's wearing actually matches and looks real - we wonder if that's what the actual product looks like. Next she can expand the line to include baseball caps, knitted hats, berets, fedoras, and yarmulkes - all with hair attached.

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We can't help but laugh at the latest rumor about publicitymongers Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. They're currently in Europe where Paris is touring with her so-called boyfriend Benji's band Good Charlotte and drumming up press for themselves. Apparently there weren't enough flashbulbs at their last gig so SOMEONE planted the rumor that Paris and Benji got engaged. Naturally, the europress got very excited, looking for a ring. How Paris and Benji keep a straight face through all this is a mystery.

Paris Hilton wants you to like and respect her so she posed with these kids in an orphanage in South Africa. She's there on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden's band Good Charlotte. Does ANYBODY think this is more than just a photo op? She's USING these kids. Supposedly Paris signed autographs for them. Is that the best she can do? Brad and Angelina gave 8 million dollars to charity last year - without the photo ops.

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As IF you needed another reason to be appalled by Paris Hilton. She was being interviewed for the E! channel and was asked "What was the WORST day of your life?" She answered in all sincerity "One time I was having dinner at Benihana and my dress got splashed with soy sauce!" How funny is THAT from a person who's been arrested, spent time in jail, had her porn movie released on the internet, had flop movies, all in all been involved in multiple public embarrassments! Was she making a joke or just lying? We suspect she's a liar because she went on to tell the interviewer that she ate peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwiches EVERY day.

Pass the Adderall! Paris Hilton is STEAMING and ready to explode because Britney Spears and her problems have completely captivated the world press. Paris's photo value has dropped dramatically. In an effort to revive her popularity, Paris wants us to believe that she's turned GAY. At least part-time gay. She has a standing reservation at the Falcon club on Sunday nights, which is lesbian night. And of course she's been cavorting with the openly gay star of "The L Word," Katherine Moennig. THAT didn't get her enough attention so Paris made a big deal out of smooching with Elisha Cuthbert, her "House of Wax" costar who's now on "24," at a New York club. Next we expect to see her on the back of k.d. lang's motorcycle.

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Wow- Paris Hilton seems to be doing her best imitation of Nicole Richie in this picture. Aside from the resemblance- has anyone noticed that there haven't been so many Paris photos circulating lately? She must be livid that Britney has stolen her thunder. Paris took advantage of her newfound privacy by going to Falcon on lesbian night the last two Sundays in a row. A witness says she wore a brunette wig the first time she was there. Paris went to the girl bar and hung out with one of the stars on "The L Word," Katherine Moennig. Tomboy Katherine plays Shane on the show and she happens to be Gwyneth Paltrow's cousin. As far as we know, no photos of Paris carousing have been taken at Falcon.

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The Apple store in Sherman Oaks was just about to lock their doors when Paris Hilton came dashing in. In a frenzied rush she picked out software to make movies called Final Cut. $3000 later she exited with her purchases, leaving everyone to wonder WHAT kind of movie she is in such a hurry to make! And WHO might be her costar.

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Paris Hilton and her Swedish boyfriend Alex Vaggo visited Pearl art supply in Beverly Hills and giddily loaded up and paints and brushes and all kinds of paper - Maybe they're planning to do their own Christmas decorating. Interesting how Paris now has BROWN hair - is it a dye job or did she have a wig cut to match her own haircut?

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Paris Hilton was hired to do a photo layout for German Vanity Fair last week and we got inside scoop on how the shoot went. It took place in a luxurious private home in LA. She was scheduled to be shot at 9 AM with a group of kids, but Paris showed up 45 minutes late and insisted on sleeping in her car for 45 more minutes before walking in, carrying her dog, wearing her bathrobe and slippers. She insisted on smoking pot ALL day and the homeowner had to request that she do it in the yard, NOT in the house. The bedroom that served as Paris's dressing room was covered with blankets to protect the carpet and bed. "She was really in a daze and didn't communicate with anyone - not even the photographer who had worked with her before." When Paris left, the room she had used was a mess. The blankets were cast aside and there were blonde hair extensions all over the carpet, food spilled everywhere, rings on the tables, and her dog peed on the bed!

Readers in the New York area who love modern art should not miss the Banksy opening at the Vanina Holasek Gallery on W 27th Street, on December 2. Remember, Banksy is the guerrilla artist from the UK who secretly altered 500 of Paris Hilton's CD's when they were released and his version was sold in Virgin and other stores. He replaced her CD with his own remixes with titles like "Why Am I Famous?" and he changed her photos - in one she has a dog's head. His subversive stunt was very successful - not one person who bought the revised Paris CD tried to return it! Can you IMAGINE what they're worth now? Angelina Jolie recently paid $400,000 for a Banksy painting, and Jude law and Kate Moss are collectors too, so the show might be a celebrity magnet. (Yes, that's Kate Moss with the orange hair, above)

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Somebody call Victoria Beckham! Paris Hilton has stolen Posh's haircut! Note the new do Paris is flaunting. Maybe she's hoping to catch the eye of David Beckham. Awhile back, Paris described David as "hot" - maybe that's why Victoria isn't interested in being her friend.

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A friend of ours happened to tour the inside of Paris Hilton's approx. 3000 sq ft house when she put it up for sale not long ago, and she revealed some interesting tidbits. First of all, Paris had turned the master bedroom into a huge closet and she slept in a smaller room. Every room was packed with clothing - even the utility room where the water heater was had mountains of t shirts. The guest bedroom and bathroom were packed with racks of clothes and the entire twocar garage was filled to the brim with clothing. Paris had a stripper pole in the center of her coffee table in the living room. Our source's favorite memory of the house, however, was seeing a book on Paris's shelf titled "The Idiot's Guide to Spirituality."

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Paris Hilton got our imaginations running wild when she remarked that she was planning to donate her clothing and shoes to "orphanages and children's hospitals." Paris explained that her closets are jammed with stuff she doesn't need (some of which is brand new) - including "500 pairs of shoes" - and she only wears her outfits ONCE. First of all, when is the last time you heard anyone refer to "orphanages?" Aren't they called "group homes for children" - or something like that now? And just what will these children DO with Diane Von Furstenberg and Missoni dresses and size eleven pumps? Paris, we suggest you set up a store on eBay and donate the proceeds to a charity for kids.

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Now this is what we call casting news. You 'll never guess who was hand-picked by mafia princess Antoinette Giancana to play her in an upcoming cable TV movie: Paris Hilton! Yes, you read right. PARIS HILTON! What's THAT about? A TV movie was made in 1986 based on Antoinette's book Mafia Princess and Antoinette wasn't thrilled with Susan Lucci's performance. (Tony Curtis played her father Sam Giancana.) The mobster's daughter decided the actress made her look like a "weakling." Apparently she's hoping for some spunk from Paris Hilton in this new untitled movie. Back in the 80's, Antoinette was featured in Playboy but the only photo we could find of her was this one advertising her pasta sauce. She looks more like a reformed nun than a princess.

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Entourage's Adrian Grenier was minding his own business at the new club Opera when Paris Hilton zeroed in on him. A witness said "She was all over him- flirting like crazy." After tossing her hair and turning on the charm, Paris asked Adrian for his phone number. He politely told her no "I have a girlfriend." Paris retorted "I don't care!" and poised to add it to her phone. He still refused. She gave up, but sauntered back later "I still want your number!" Again he refused, looking uncomfortable. She gave him several more "chances" but he wouldn't budge. (Hey, this would make a great scene on the show!)

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Paris Hilton is trying AWFULLY hard to get her picture taken. How many women dress up in a leopard bathing suit and dress their DOG in a matching leopard outfit AND schlep around a hot pink surf board? Could she be any less subtle? And photographers continue to snap her, and magazines still buy the pictures. It's like a hellish merry-go-round that we can't get off of. The only redeeming element is the puppy.

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We love this photo of Paris Hilton nodding in the back seat of a taxi as it pulls up to her house at 5 AM this morning. She just returned from partying at the Sunset Tower Hotel. (She must have been desperate for a ride - those cabs are pretty smelly, especially in the summer.) We just heard the funniest story about her. Paris often calls makeup artists to do house calls. It seems more than one makeup person in this town now refuses to work for Paris because she expected them to do her makeup while she was STILL SLEEPING! True story. They were told to apply her foundation, blush, and lips while she was still flat on her back. Eventually she dragged herself out of bed to have her eyes done. SOME makeup artists objected. Guess that's what happens when you stay out so late.

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We're as sick of looking at Paris Hilton as you are, but we were amused by the overzealous security guard in this photo. Paris went to The Grove to see Sicko yesterday and she was dolled up like a secretary who sleeps with her boss. (Who dresses like that to go the movies at The Grove?) Apparently this security guard with a clip board in one hand and walkie talkie in the other, fell all over himself trying to protect Ms Hilton from the paparazzi that she cultivates.

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Here's Paris Hilton peeking out the window at Lindsay Lohan's beach party. Some people might think she's watching for photographers in order to avoid them, but WE know that she thinks nothing is worth doing UNLESS papparazzi are there to take her picture.

How about an Emmy nomination for Larry King? We think he deserves one for not falling off his chair when Paris Hilton told him she didn't do drugs and has never tried them. Such a blatant lie would have caused most interviewers to gasp involuntarily or at least laugh out loud. But our Mr King proceeded without a hiccup - he never challenged her claim or lost his composure!

We wonder if readers of People magazine will be turned OFF by their cover story and interview with the overhyped Paris Hilton. People was set to pay $300,000 for the photos and interview but there was such an outcry that the deal was called off and supposedly Paris did it for free. Hmmm. Personally, we were thrilled to see that Us Editor Janice Min is giving us just what we want- A PARIS-FREE ISSUE! And we love Us even more for leaking that back when everyone was waving money around trying to buy up Paris's jailhouse story, they offered to make a big donation to her favorite charity instead of paying her, but Paris said no way- she wanted the moolah for HERSELF.

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This is what Paris Hilton is coming home to - after she visits Taco Bell, of course. Vandals decorated the front of her house with an ad for the Paris Exposed site that features all those lurid photos, videos, diaries, personal memorabilia etc from her big storage unit that was sold. We just wonder - how many people actually would PAY $20 to see MORE of Paris Hilton for 30 days? Haven't we seen ENOUGH?

The fallout from Paris Hilton's jail sentence just keeps trickling down. Now it looks like she could bring down TWO politicians. First came Sheriff Lee Baca who let her out early with an ankle bracelet. LA City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo put up a terrific fuss and reporters dug up the info that Baca might have been doing favors because he was friendly with the Hiltons and Paris's grandfather contributed to his campaign. That, and the news that he supports Scientology, has put his career is on very shaky ground. After Paris was locked up again, the spotlight turned on Rocky Delgadillo and the news that his wife was given a year's probation for a crime somewhat similar to Paris's. Of course the can of worms didn't stop there - embarrassing auto accidents, misuse of company cars, staffers running personal errands, and who knows what next - has flattened Rocky. Both Baca and Delgadillo certainly regret they ever got involved with Paris Hilton.

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While Paris Hilton is languishing in jail, her paid mouthpiece Elliot Mintz (Yes, the publicist who's starting to LOOK LIKE her) is LIVING IT UP! The other night he had a table at Area with $1000 bottle service. He was flirting and snuggling up to a cute dark haired muscular guy he just met, and yakking about his client. He said that Paris would be getting out June 24 and he's been enjoying having free time for himself. He told the guy they had to make a date SOON before Paris gets out and takes over his life again.

We are quite surprised to hear that Paris Hilton's jailers haven't figure out that she is NOT taking the drug Adderall because she actually has ADD (attention deficit disorder.) Are they the only people who don't know that every thin actress in this town gulps Adderall by the handful because it has a great side effect - it makes them lose weight! It's the hottest new DIET PILL on the market! Hello! Every $10,000 handbag you see on the arm of a skinny celebrity contains Adderall and cigarettes. Think about it. Paris's costar and best friend Nicole Ritchie also pretends to have ADD and takes the drug. It's not illegal if you convince your doctor you have ADD - and that's not hard to do. Amazing how the police are the last to know.

Now that Paris Hilton has been dragged screaming back to jail, we can examine the situation without the frenzy. If we're not mistaken, Sheriff Lee Baca was also very helpful (attempted cover-up?) to Mel Gibson when he had his legal and social problems, so it's only natural that he would reach out to help Paris. Boy, was HE in for a surprise when the backlash started to build. And it gets worse. We've been told that the Baca is a FRIEND of the Hilton family! That opens a big fat ethical can of worms. Will Paris be the downfall of his career?

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It's no surprise that Paris Hilton has a limited sense of values or responsibility when her family seems to be as out of it as she is. You will recall that Paris and her mother Kathy and sister Nicky had dinner together at Mr Chow the night before she checked into custody. Apparently no one in the family expects to pay for anything. According to reports, when the waiter presented them with a bill they were shocked and not one of them had a credit card or enough cash on them! Can you imagine? Three adults with such a sense of entitlement that they don't bother to carry money. Like Queen Elizabeth! They promised to call up with a card number but two days later hadn't gotten around to it. We're sure they won't stiff the restaurant- we just can't fathom people who walk around never expecting to pay for anything.

We learned something important today - thanks to Paris Hilton. In the past, all toupees and wiglets and fake hair was confiscated -along with personal items like jewelry -by prison officials when prisoners checked in. Guys like Michael Milken and that Menendez brother who killed his parents were VERY unhappy because they had to surrender their fake hair. And the horrifying prospect of parting with his wig has Phil Spector shaking in his Beatle boots. It takes a stylist with acetone and pliers to remove extensions so the prison guards don't want to mess with them. Of course, extensions wouldn't help Spector, they're only practical for a short stay in prison because eventually they fall out and there's no one to replace them. Paris may exit the correctional facility looking ragged, but she will have hair.

Sounds like Britney Spears wants to call Paris Hilton a big fat moocher in the worst way, but she's holding back from naming names. On her website, Britney makes reference to the "unhealthy friendships" she acquired after she split up with Kevin. That's when Paris took Britney "under her wing" and trotted her around Hollywood night after night for several weeks. (Whether she advised Britney to stop wearing underwear is suspected, but not verified.) Their friendship ended as quickly as it began. Britney admits she was swept away by the excitement when she was taken out to dinner and parties with these newfound friends. Later, the balloon burst- she found out SHE had paid for everything. Britney says THAT proved to be "a huge learning experience for me." Looks like SOMEBODY won't be seeing Paris on visiting day.

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It seems like Paris Hilton is getting as much picture taking done as possible before she has to go cold turkey and wake up in the slammer with no photographers waiting outside. She and her mom and sister had their "last supper" together - at Mr Chow, naturally, so they could get maximum exposure. Paris wore "angelic" white. It will be a relief NOT to see any photos of Paris for the next few weeks. Of course, we can't wait to see the pictures of her LEAVING jail with no tan or extensions.

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Interesting how Paris Hilton has been preparing herself for incarceration: she's been eating large portions of frozen yogurt or ice cream art least once every day. With toppings galore and no regard for calories. Is she figuring this is what she'll be yearning for most when she's behind bars so she'd better get her fill NOW? Or is she fattening herself up because she probably won't want to eat the food she's given? We wonder how much money she'll get for the daily diary she's sure to write while she's in jail. And we wonder what will happen to her hair extensions. Three weeks without air conditioning or bathroom privacy is enough to scare US straight.