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OK, we promise - no more beauty and the beast jokes. It's just that Christina Aguilera simply keeps getting better looking and we can't say the same for her husband Jordan Bratman. However, to his credit, he's always THERE for her and doesn't mind holding her bag. Do you suppose they still spend their Sundays in the nude now that they have a baby?
The jaded LA audience actually squirmed in their theater seats at the premier of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and that doesn't happen often. What made them uncomfortable was the abundance of full frontal male nudity provided by Jason Segal. Our source at the premier said that Jason appears at least seven or eight times in the movie in scenes where he's TOTALLY naked. This R rated movie is not your typical date movie, but despite the exhibitionism, the crowd really liked it.
Remember that excited guy in Las Vegas who announced that he had stumbled upon what he thought was a very rare nude photograph of Marilyn Monroe? His name is Lawrence Nicastro, he's 73, and he invited reporters to take a look at the poster size picture. He figured it was taken when Monroe filmed The Misfits in Las Vegas in 1960 and he found it in a box stored in someone's garage. He was SO embarrassed when a newsman pointed out that it was actually Madonna! It was the nude hitchhiking picture that Steven Meisel snapped for her Sex book in 1992. Madonna must be flattered, but she might not be thrilled to see this photo plastered all over the internet again because of her kids. Which is worse, mother hitchhiking nude or smoking a cigarette?
