Megan Fox looked gorgeous at the MTV Awards but every time we see those tattoos we wince. The Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm is already embarrassing, and that's just the beginning. She also has some peculiar verbiage on her skin and we're betting that what she thinks is hip and cool now, won't seem so clever in five years. (Especially the "Brian " tattoo) Megan admits she likes to get tattooed whenever she's depressed - it makes her feel better. Too bad she doesn't just go shopping to cheer herself up, like most girls do.

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What makes the MTV Movie Awards worth watching? Johnny Depp, of course. He won several gold popcorn trophies and used that old Carol Burnett trick of tugging on his earlobe to send a secret greeting to his family. And by the way, who invited Tom Cruise to the MTV Awards? And why? He looks oddly out of place - like an accountant in that V-neck sweater.

Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay's had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That's a LOT of money, but Lindsay's reticent. Here's a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!

English papers are obsessed with everything about Victoria Beckham and they were tickled pink to see her at the MTV Movie Awards. Backstage she and Cameron Diaz bonded when they realized they were both wearing the same ridiculously expensive Christian Louboutin stilettos. The Brits claimed Posh was embarrassed, but we think she couldn't care less. We just hope Posh makes some American friends that aren't Scientologists. Maybe it'll be easier now that she's not doing that reality show.