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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay's affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists "it's a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter."

Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.

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Lindsay Lohan's troubled father Michael is bitterly disappointed that Donald Trump's The Apprentice is proceeding without him. Michael was stoked because Trump really wanted him and he thought it would be the perfect opportunity to publicly prove himself as a force to be reckoned with. But his criminal record and parole status made Trump's lawyers too nervous so it didn't happen. Now Michael might have to join forces with his daughter in setting up photo ops for spending money. Or open that rehab he's been talking about.

Lindsay Lohan's nightmares might be coming true. That is, the nightmare about her chatty father Michael getting his own reality show. Michael originally pitched the scenario of a "Lohan Family" series but naturally his exwife Dina and kids vetoed THAT idea. But Michael didn't give up - he had reality cameras follow him through his divorce court battle with Dina and he's got some entertaining footage. Insiders say that ex-jailbird Michael is an interesting enough character to have a show without the other Lohans. (Although he's likely to drag them into it, somehow.) The show's being shopped around as you read this.

Above we have a look back at Lindsay Lohan in happier days. We didn't feel SORRY for Lindsay when we heard about her latest self destructive behavior, but we do now that her father has stuck his nose into it. Granted, Lindsay's car wreck, DUI, and possible drug problems are appalling, but not really surprising, given her history. What's REALLY grating is limelight-hungry Michael Lohan (who's no stranger to DUI charges either) seizing the opportunity to publicize himself as a reformed hell-raiser who got religion while in prison. Now he boasts that he's a minister and he's putting himself on a pious pedestal making judgments about his daughter. He blusters that she needs God in her life and "faith-based rehab." Hey, she could also use a decent, caring father.