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We didn't think Lisa Marie Presley could get any bigger than she was the last time we saw her, but...she did. If her expression is any indication, Lisa must be the unhappiest pregnant celebrity we can remember. Despite expecting twins, she's still making an effort to go out - here she's leaving Waverly Inn in New York with her long-suffering husband Michael Lockwood. Who is his hatmaker, anyway?

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We're only kidding. Actually Lisa Marie Presley, who's supposedly pregnant with twins, actually looks quite respectable, if not a little eccentric. She and her husband Michael Lockwood DO have a unique fashion sense. They went to dinner at Madeo in all their finery.

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Talk about fashion disasters. What would Elvis think? What would L Ron Hubbard think? We've long noticed that Scientologists are style challenged. Scientologists stick together and only consult their own kind, and it's a safe bet there a NOT a lot of stylists or designers among them. So they have to fend for themselves when it comes to fashion, and this is the result.

Lisa Marie Presley,40, has verified the pregnancy you read about here in February and it's painfully obvious WHY. She looks as big as a house. It's funny how some people, like Halle Berry, just expand in the tummy when they're expecting and look as attractive as ever. Lisa seems to have plumped up everywhere and she doesn't appear to be happy about it. And those Elvis-inspired sunglasses aren't helping a bit.

Nobody's been scrutinizing Lisa Marie Presley's tummy for a potential pregnancy and wouldn't you know it - the Enquirer says she is expecting a baby. Apparently Lisa suffered a miscarriage when she married her current husband Michael Lockwood two years ago and she's justifiably nervous about expecting again at the age of 40. We're not thrilled about the prospect of having another Scientologist brought into the world, but maybe the kid will be as cute as her model daughter Riley. (above right)

The Led Zeppelin reunion concert in London brought out plenty of rock royalty, resulting in some provocative photos. Paul McCartney is obviously still romancing Rosanna Arquette - they came together but pretended they didn't know each other when cameras flashed. (That's a sure clue they have something to hide.) Marilyn Manson and his girlfriend arrived WITHOUT makeup - she was inexplicably dressed like a cute 1950's milk maid. Our personal favorite photo is of three generations of Scientological Presleys - Priscilla, Lisa Marie, and her daughter Riley Keough. (The Led Zeppelin bandmembers are huge fans of Elvis) - the younger they get the more goth they look. The Presley females all have those steely eyes.

This recent picture of Lisa Marie Presley and her mother Priscilla is certainly interesting and revealing in many ways, but we don't understand the big fuss over Lisa Marie. She's being accused of looking overweight and bloated like her father Elvis in his last days. That's absurd. We don't happen to think she looks bloated OR chubby. That smudged eye makeup isn't particularly flattering and if we're not mistaken, she has a suspicious not-so-friendly look on her face, but that's nothing new.

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Aha! We just found out WHY John Travolta visited Hawaii dressed in black. Apparently the church of Scientology had a huge fundraising concert planned for May 24 at the Honolulu Design Center. Lisa Marie Presley was set to perform, among others. It was a $2500 a ticket fundraiser for Narcanon drug rehab. (Scientology was not mentioned in ads) and the church hoped at least a thousand Hawaiians would attend. But the local newspaper spelled out what many Hawaiians didn't realize - that Scientology backed Narcanon. Hawaiians stayed away in droves. The event was a total bust and when few tickets sold, they flew in Scientologists from the mainland and moved the concert to a restaurant. Lisa Marie avoided the whole debacle and flew to another island.

Lisa Marie Presley and her husband, guitarist Michael Lockwood, are still scrambling to make it in the world of rock but we think their sense of style might be holding them back. Is there a Scientology store somewhere selling these hard to find clothes? Fashion notwithstanding, these two share a taste for makeup. They visited Beauty Collection in Calabasas and sullen Lisa hid behind huge white Chanel sunglasses. Lisa insisted on rummaging in the stock drawers herself and didn't want any help. She picked out Too Faced eyeliner, bronzers, lip pencils and shampoo and candles. Michael selected Prestige eyeliner pencils at $3.99 for himself. Lisa paid the $350 bill with her black Amex card and they left in their environmentally incorrect black SUV.