Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay's had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That's a LOT of money, but Lindsay's reticent. Here's a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!
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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay's affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists "it's a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter."

This is what we call GREAT news! Readers are familiar with the story about Lindsay Lohan stealing a mink coat at a New York nightclub. Lohan was seated near a New York model named Maria Markova, and when Lindsay left the club she took Maria's $11,000 mink coat. Maria was distraught at the loss of her fur until she saw photos of Lindsay FLAUNTING it and called her lawyer. Since Lindsay was caught red-handed, her lawyer eventually surrendered the coat back to Maria. And THAT'S where she made her big mistake- Lindsay FAILED to apologize or explain her actions! Not a word! Wasn't there a law broken here? Is stealing a mink coat no big deal in New York? Lucky Lindsay didn't have charges pressed against her, but Maria is now suing her for $10,000 and we think she deserves MORE!
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It's not often that you see a photo of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Sam Ronson SMILING, like this shot taken yesterday. Usually they have tortured and morose looks on their faces. Could it be they are euphoric over the news that gay marriage is now legal in California?

Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.

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American Apparel employees were probably looking out their window snickering at the spectacle of Lindsay Lohan modeling the leggings from her new fashion line of legwear on Robertson Blvd. Lindsay has been buying tons of leggings from American Apparel and she was photographed so many times wearing them that she was asked to put her name on a competing line of leggings. We're not particularly impressed with her designs - are you?

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Lindsay Lohan was snapped on her way INTO Chris McMillan's salon looking like she's getting ready to play a mermaid in a remake of Daryl Hannah's move "Splash." With all that bleaching and extensions already done, we wonder what she looked like when she came OUT.

Lindsay Lohan debuted her newly bleached blonde and augmented hair this weekend. Her best friend Samantha Ronson came along for the ride. We think the hair makes her look years older- sort of like a 35 year old realtor. Hopefully, it's for a movie role.

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Do you ever get the feeling that you can tell what the future will bring just by looking at a picture? This photo of Lindsay Lohan taking her 14 year old sister Ali out to the Kobe Club in New York reveals a lot. First of all, it looks like Lindsay slapped a lot of makeup on her little sister so she'd appear to be old enough to get into the place. Looking closely, one gets the chilling feeling that Ali is indeed following in her big sisters zigzagging footsteps.

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THIS is how "baby bump" (we hate that term too) rumors get started. Lindsay Lohan wasn't thinking when she ate a big lunch while wearing a skin tight outfit. This photo is bound to start speculation - maybe that's exactly what she wants...
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Lindsay Lohan has figured out a way to indulge in whatever she pleases without being judged. When she goes to clubs, there are people watching every move she makes and paparazzi outside documenting her arrivals and departures. She soon learned that if she goes to after hours "mansion parties" she can get away with a lot more. These are private invitation only celebrity parties held in various rented mansions several times a week. The parties start around midnight and last until morning. Lindsay may drink water at clubs but apparently she doesn't limit herself at mansion parties, where everyone feels free to booze it up and do drugs out in the open. An eyewitness told us Lindsay is a regular at these parties and around ten days ago he saw Lindsay openly snorting a white substance on a little tray on an end table through a straw. Lindsay's eager female companion scooped up the powder with a key to snort. This particular party was at a house in the Hollywood Hills above Crescent Heights. Now you know what Lindsay's doing while you're asleep

Lindsay Lohan has met her match- when it comes to cheating lovers. She has added Entourage star Adrian Grenier to her long list of beaus, both Italian and otherwise, but little does she know HE'S been cheating with an acquaintance of hers - Kim Kardashian! Kim spent time in Cabo with Adrian in early December and they've been in touch and seeing each other on the sly ever since. Maybe that's why Kim was quick to deny that she and footballer Reggie Bush are engaged.



