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Britney Spears is perfectly happy with the fact that Kevin has full custody of their kids. She's in the process of getting control of her medication and concentrating on getting her own life together. She has plenty to worry about and it's nice to know the kids are safe and happy with their dad. Besides, Britney is paying for BOTH hers and Kevin's lawyers, so fighting this doesn't make much sense. Britney can visit the boys twice a week and have an overnight. Six months from now she'll be reevaluated and probably get half custody. On July 31, Britney's father Jamie's conservatorship and control over her could be over. Is Britney delighted, or has she started to appreciate his efforts?
Kevin Federline is NOT giving up on his musical career. He is investing his OWN money to produce a second album. The fact that his first album Playing With Fire was received with little enthusiasm hasn't deterred him. He's consulting with friends he's made in the music biz, like Scott Storch, but basically he's doing everything himself in his home studio. Nowadays he says he only leaves home if he gets paid to do it. No more clubbing.
Partygoers at Kevin Federline's birthday bash at Pure in Las Vegas were disappointed that his estranged wife Britney Spears didn't show up. Kevin's OTHER ex Shar Jackson DID turn up however, fueling speculation about their relationship. Her real friends were relieved that Britney had the sense NOT to attend. We were AMAZED to learn how much money celebrities can take home just by sponsoring these parties. When Jay-Z has a party he walks away with $250,000 in CASH. A BAG of money and it's all legal! Insiders estimate that Kevin hauled in $100,000 for HIS party, plus private jets, fancy suites, and all expenses paid for him and his friends. We wonder if he was worth it since Britney didn't show.
Kevin Federline had planned to attend the Soul Train Awards last weekend but at the last minute he told his friends he couldn't make it. Why? Because he's having "nanny problems." Apparently Kevin didn't have enough faith in his new nanny to leave the kids alone with her for the length of an award show. So he missed the awards and all the after-parties where he loves to network. His friends weren't surprised - they say Kevin has cut back on clubbing and now he only likes to go out when it involves making money.

While Britney's twisting in rehab, Kevin Federline has procured himself an ambitious manager and he's got the makings of a CAREER going! He gets paid for hosting parties in Las Vegas (like the one above) but, according to a friend, "what he really wants is to be a movie star. Kevin doesn't want to be so involved in the club scene any more. He's getting movie auditions and offers, and he already turned DOWN a reality show." (Dancing with the Stars, perhaps?) It's rumored that he might make a surprise appearance on The Sopranos. We were amused to see that Kev shaved his head - now the whole family is bald.

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This missing bombshell explains a LOT. Britney had a good reason for busting out of Promises rehab early Wednesday. K-Fed had KIDNAPPED her children! Not long after Brit checked into the Malibu rehab, Kevin appeared at the Malibu house and TOOK the children away from Britney's mother. Her mom tried to get police help but they wouldn't get involved since Kevin was their father and had legal custody. Plus, of course Britney was not there. He took the children to his house in Sherman Oaks. Kevin confided to friends that he thought Britney was "crazy" and he loves his children too much to leave them with her family. Kevin's family, including his mother, are at the house with the kids. His friends say he has a very "normal" family. THAT's why Brit broke out of rehab and ran straight to a lawyer's office. (above) Kevin reasoned with her and let her visit the kids to see they were all right. He told her she must complete rehab in order to get the children back. So now she's back in treatment and motivated.
We're not buying Star's story about Kevin Federline threatening to have Britney's hair analyzed for drugs. They claim he planned to use the results against her in court in their battle for child custody. The tabloid claimed THAT'S why Britney cut off all her hair. If that were the case, why would Britney leave all her chopped off hair behind on the salon floor? She knew it was collectible and could easily end up on eBay or in a lab. We don't believe the lice story either.
Rumors are frantically circutating on the internet that Jennifer Aniston hooked up with Kevin Federline at a club recently and, after many cocktails, THEY LEFT TOGETHER!

Look closely at this picture and you'll see the new and improved Kevin Federline. Clubhounds have been surprised to see that he's discarded his falling-down hip hop jeans for designer denims and ditched the oversize T shirts for cool jackets. His braids are long gone and he sports a close buzzcut. He's actually well-groomed! He's got the slick sophisticated look of a guy on the cover of a men's magazine. Could splitting with Britney have improved his looks? Or did he clean up his act for the upcoming courtroom appearances? Nowadays when he walks into a club the girls buzz around like flies. But so far he's still playing hard to get.
Paris Hilton has opened up new worlds for Britney Spears and Brit is having the time of her life, while her friends and family are worried. Every since Paris latched onto the newly single Britney, Brit has been picking up her friend's sloppy habits. Night after night the girls are out boozing and partying (at Hyde, Le Deux, and all the other clubs) and it doesn't stop at closing time. The party continues at Paris's house. The urban crowd - including Suge Knight and Snoop Dogg - packs Paris house all night and the music is driving neighbors mad. Typically, Britney ends up crashing at Paris's place and wearing the same clothes the next day. And Britney is starting to dress like Paris - flashier and with no underwear! In contrast - her estranged husband Kevin Federline seems to be without credit cards or liquid assets, and he's NOT thrilled. You're right Britney, having a good time IS the best revenge, but don't fall off the cliff!

Britney Spears has managed to make her husband Kevin Federline's dreams come true. She turned an out-of-work dancer into a model, an actor, and a singer, while also getting him red carpet treatment at the hottest clubs. He's been checking out locations for his record release party on Halloween night and it looks like he's pretty much settled on Xenii. This will be Britney's first big night out since their second baby was born. Kevin seems to like the after hours club Xenii - he was there until 5 AM Sunday morning. Those brave enough to pre-order K-Fed's CD "Playing With Fire" from his online store automatically are entered into a contest to win a trip to LA to attend the party. Second prize - no kidding - are the sneakers Kevin wore when he performed at the Teen Choice Awards.

Why does 23 year old Brody Jenner still live at home? Not only because he CAN, but because his wealthy stepfather David Foster has perhaps the most magnificent and gigantic compound in Malibu, that's why. Brody's cute, but a bit of a slacker. Foster and Brody's mom Linda Thompson have apparently separated, but they're still living together - the house is so big they rarely bump into each other. David Foster is generous with his stepsons - he hosted a birthday party for Brody last weekend for 300 people. It was an all day pool party and barbecue with plenty of food and drinks. Michael Keaton and Mekhi Phiifer partied along with Kevin Federline and his entourage of buddies - but no Britney. Nicole Richie was Brody's date, but we're still not convinced this is a real romance.
We're mystified by the Teen Choice Awards. If Kevin Federline is so confident about his singing, why did he have another guy - his DJ- onstage singing louder and better than he was? And wasn't K-Fed a DANCER before he got married? So why did he simply walk around the stage while his hired dancer - above- busted all the moves?
Britney Spears wasn't fooling us when she got riled up by split rumors and loudly declared once and for all that she LOVES her husband Kevin Federline and has no plans to get rid of him. She PROVED her love by putting her money where her mouth is. She spoiled her husband with the ultimate status symbol in credit cards: the coveted titanium Centurian BLACK American Express card. The card has both her and his name on it. Only a tiny percentage of big spending AX members in the world are invited to carry this exclusive card. THAT ought to prop up K-Feds ego and give him a solid feeling of security- for now, anyway.
We love this househusband photo of Kevin Federline but let's face it, his career comes first. Speaking of his career - get your TIVOs dusted off - we just heard that K-Fed will be performing onstage at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards on August 20! This is a big deal for him. We don't know if he's on the ballot as a potential teen favorite performer, but suddenly he'll be in everyone's living room. There's bound to be a lot of speculation, but Don't count on Kev's better half Britney Spears showing up at the big TV event. She prefers to let Kevin bask in his own glory and not draw the spotlight to herself.
While Britney Spears plays housewife and mom, K-Fed is STILL in the recording studio fiercely reworking his music. According to sources "He can't make up his mind - he keeps redoing things over and over. It's never quite right." Of course expensive studio time doesn't matter when your wife is loaded. Coworkers say Kev is "THE MAN" , swaggering about, calling the shots, and chainsmoking (hand rolled cigarettes) when his famous spouse isn't around. "But when Britney shows up, Kevin changes - he gets all meek and keeps saying 'Yes, Dear'."
So who really wears the pants?

Whatever you do, don't give Kevin Federline the wrong drink! On Kev and Briitney's last visit to Koi they sat with baby Sean and two friends on the patio -where smoking is allowed. (A baby no-no?) Britney and friends drank what looked like martinis while Kevin ordered "hick drinks" (that's what the servers and bartenders call them) concoctions that no one had ever HEARD of, and didn't know how to make. He had to settle for a normal cocktail and was disgruntled. When they left, the Federline bodyguard only left a measly $30 tip for their $500 meal.



