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Jennifer Aniston may be history, but John Mayer walked away from their romance smarter than he was before. Jennifer has a lucrative endorsement deal with Smart Water and not only did she get John drinking the stuff (she gave him a few cases,) but she encouraged him to make a deal of his own with the company. The Smart Water organization has been looking for celebrity spokespeople and now John is in negotiations to do ads for them.

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Usually John Mayer wallows in glare of flashbulbs, but he's in no mood here. Apparently he is NOT on his way to an Obama rally. Our readers know that the wearing of hoods is NOT allowed at any Obama events. No doubt Mayer is avoiding the press because he doesn't want to talk about Jennifer Aniston. It was just a matter of time before Jen would tire of his boyish antics with women and call it off. Hopefully Mayer is NOT brooding over the rumor that Jen is dating model Matt Felker - THAT is 100% untrue. They don't even know each other.

It's amazing the insults that Jennifer Aniston has to endure. Entertainment magazines have absurdly claimed that she was "making wedding plans" with EVERY guy she's dated since divorcing Brad Pitt - the latest "future husband" being John Mayer. As if that isn't embarrassing enough, now the mags are saying she's anxious about her upcoming fortieth birthday so she had her lips enhanced. The so-called lip enlargement is illustrated with these photos. Clearly, she simply is holding her mouth differently in the two photos and her lips look exactly the same. Give her a break.

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Why does John Mayer look 10,000 times hotter with this shaved head? He turned up at Fred Segal freshly shorn with the Prison Break look and it REALLY works for him. Those tousled curls made him look awfully sweet and soft. Now he has an edge and we wonder if Jennifer Aniston is behind this. We TOLD you men who date her get better looking. And if anyone knows the importance of a haircut, SHE does.

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Is dating Jennifer Aniston making John Mayer look hipper and hotter? He never really seemed cool until recently - and hey- we never noticed that he had those tattoos. Something about Jennifer seems to make the guys she's dating get better looking while they're with her. Another example: Vince Vaughn

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This is how Jennifer Aniston looks at the airport- simply dressed, but appearing years younger than Britney, although she is 13 years older. And she didn't need a stylist to dress her. Somebody had better buy Britney some fashion magazines. (Note Jen's Smartwater accessory)

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She's over TEN STORIES tall on a Sunset Strip building, and Jennifer Aniston looks impressive and irresistible. Like an ice cold drink of water on a hot day. She's advertising her company Smartwater, and it's obviously a mutually beneficial business arrangement.

This picture of John Mayer holding Jennifer Aniston's dog's leash reveals a lot about their relationship because Jennifer is VERY fussy about who takes care of her dog. Her pooch Norman has been with Jen through thick and thin - that's numerous boyfriends and one husband, and he's the longest lasting male in her life. Jen must hold John in high esteem to trust him with Norman. The three of them flew from Miami to Orlando where Mayer performed, while Jen watched backstage.

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It's cool to see Jennifer Aniston really having a good time. She and John Mayer are having a delightful and protracted fling at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami. They worked out in the gym and frolicked in the pool and didn't care WHO was watching. Jennifer just finished filming "Marley & Me" with Owen Wilson there and she took John to the wrap party where he sang a few songs. We're guessing neither of them takes the romance seriously - they're just enjoying the moment.

We were happy at last to see that Jennifer Aniston's close friend Sheryl Crowe has verified everything we always insisted was true about the mythical bustup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We have always insisted that Jennifer BROKE UP with Brad - not the other way around. And it happened BEFORE Brad hooked up with Angelina Jolie. During the last year of Friends, Jen became disillusioned with her marriage and realized Brad wasn't right for her. She STOPPED trying to get pregnant. She and Brad were talking in a very civilized way about ending their relationship. When Brad started filming Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina Jolie immediately set her sights on him, despite the fact that he was still married. She was documented flirting outrageously with Brad, who was flattered, but did not cheat on Jen. After Jen and Brad announced their amicable split, it was easy for Angelina to pounce on lonely Brad. Jen had hoped to remain close friends with Brad and her feelings were hurt when he drifted into another relationship so quickly. Brad has always been accused of cheating with Angelina and destroying his marriage but that is not how it happened. Thanks, Sheryl, for backing us up!

Already the rumors are starting. Jennifer Aniston has barely settled into Vancouver to film "Traveling" with Aaron Eckhart, and the set is abuzz about a potential romance for the twosome. Keep in mind that Jennifer WAS Aaron's first choice for his leading lady in this "quirky romantic drama" so she certainly feels wanted. In the movie, Aaron plays a self help expert who falls for a woman who attends one of his seminars. Both actors are 39 and single and seem to be getting along just great. Aaron was raised a Mormon so he probably knows a nice girl when he encounters one.

Let's clear this up once and for all. Brad Pitt told Larry King that his romance with Angelina Jolie started AFTER he split up with Jennifer Aniston and he never cheated on his wife. For all you doubters- he IS telling the truth! Brad and Jen had decided to end their marriage long before he hooked up with Angelina. Long beforeFriends ended, Jennifer decided she wasn't happy being married to Brad and had stopped trying to have a baby with him. It was Jennifer's idea to split up. They were figuring out how to end it gracefully when he started filming Mr & Mrs Smith with Angelina. Angelina immediately set her sights on Brad and shamelessly turned on the charm. Brad was flattered but he didn't reciprocate until he and Jen separated. Brad has never been a playboy or a cheater - in fact he's one of the few faithful guys in Hollywood. Just ask Gwyneth Paltrow.

You couldn't wish for a better godmother than Jennifer Aniston. Jen is godmother to Courtney Cox and David Arquette's three year old little girl Coco. Jen knows her best friend Courteney loves mid century modern homes and décor so she splurged on a gift for Coco. Jen completely redid Coco's room in mid-century modern with child size versions of classic Knoll furniture like Eero Saarinen's womb chair and Van Der Rohe's leather Barcelona chair along with a Knoll credenza. She added a rug, lamps - and everything was 2/3 the size of adult furniture.

Jennifer Aniston and her bricklayer-turned-model boyfriend Paul Sculfor have called it quits. And you'll never believe WHY: because HE"S TOO BUSY! The cute couple have been dating since last May when David Arquette introduced him. It started to look serious when Paul stayed at Jennifer's house several times when he was in Los Angeles. But Paul's modeling career is blossoming (thanks to Jennifer?) and he's been traveling nonstop. Jen wants a guy who's available - not on the road all the time. Especially on the road with gorgeous female models. They're still friends but Jennifer doesn't see a future there.

How lucky can one girl get? On Memorial Day Jennifer Aniston was spotted by People magazine snuggling up to a goodlooking "mystery man " in Malibu and now he has been identified as British boxer/bricklayer turned model Paul Sculfor. He's 36, so he's age appropriate, and he's now living in Los Angeles. Jennifer found an English guy with that great accent, who is HANDY around the house! He's modeled for John Paul Gaultier and Dior and has a Levi commercial now playing so he's not hurting for money. What's more, he's dated some high profile women in England who have nothing but nice things to say about him - that he's a real gentleman with manners etc. Good for you, Jen.

For a long time we've been trying to figure out why best friends Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are both crazy about the Il Sole restaurant on Sunset Strip. Granted, the place has yummy Italian food, but it's really far from their Malibu homes AND it's become a paparrazzi hangout. Yet these weight conscious friends both eat there constantly. Here's why: It turns out the restaurant caters to diet and health conscious customers. Both Courteney and Jen bring their own whole wheat pasta and STORE it at the restaurant. When the girls dine there they can have their special pasta (which isn't on the menu) with sauce with reduced oil or whatever they want. So THAT'S what keeps them coming back!

Drum roll, please! It's time for the first annual JCH Hot Air Awards for celebrity magazines. This year, Life & Style is the big winner for the FAKEST headlines of the year. While it IS gossip, and everyone gets it wrong SOMETIMES, Life & Style gets it wrong week after week! For example:

Brad Wants Jen Back,
Brad's Talking Split,
Angie's Worried She's Losing Brad,
Jen and Brad's Secret Meeting!

Apparently, Life & Style is convinced Angie and Brad are splitting and Brad's going back to Jen. Hey, it's NOT happening! Angelina and Brad are perfectly happy, and Jen and Brad DO NOT SPEAK! And surprise, surprise, Angelina and Jen have NO desire to communicate either. Need we say more?

Another surprise visitor at the LA Modernism opening night gala was Jennifer Aniston. Her exhusband Brad Pitt used to bring her to this show to shop and apparently some of his design appreciation rubbed off on her. Now she shops with her decorater and two very subtle bodyguards who could be mistaken for friends. Jennifer was very casual in jeans and a black puff sleeve blouse. She selected some 1940's pieces, some Hollywood regency décor and some totally eclectic stuff. Among her purchases: matching Italian brass shelving units for $18,000, a pair of large Mediterranean metal lamps for $1400, and an Italian sculpture of an ostrich that included a real ostrich egg for $1500. Our favorite was a delicate French standing ashtray trimmed with Hermes leather for $2500. Looks like she hasn't quit smoking yet.

Dear Jennifer,
We believe you. We believe that you had work done on your nose simply for a deviated septum and did NOT have a nose job. Before and after photos make it absurdly obvious that you are telling the truth. We cannot explain why every magazine and many websites mindlessly accuse you of having plastic surgery when the PROOF is right on your face. You look EXACTLY the same! And that's the way we like you! Regarding Keanu Reeves - we're not so sure we believe those stories about you inviting him over for a tryst. He IS really cute and seems sweet, but he has some of the same traits that you didn't like about Brad. He's VERY laid back. Not a witty conversationalist. Nice, but not that exciting or funny. Not very social. Likes to ride alone on his bike. We'll be surprised if that "tryst" story turns out to be true.
Yours truly,
JCH

If Brad Pitt has been looking a little rough around the edges since he started his globe-trotting adventures with Angelina Jolie - there's a good reason. He lost his hair's "best friend" - his hairdresser Chris McMillan. Jennifer Aniston is close friends with Chris and she always brought her boyfriends to get haircuts from him. Chris kept Brad looking great until the marriage busted up. Jen asked Chris not to keep Brad as a client and Chris cooperated. Now Brad goes to Angelina's hairdresser. Most interesting, is the fact that Jennifer did NOT ban Vince Vaughn from Chris McMillan's salon. Although she brought Vince there, Jen is still friendly with her ex Vince and doesn't mind if Chris works on him. It convinces us that Jen is a LONG way from having any kind of friendship with Brad.

Rumors are frantically circutating on the internet that Jennifer Aniston hooked up with Kevin Federline at a club recently and, after many cocktails, THEY LEFT TOGETHER!

Photo credit: E.L. Woody Last night Jennifer Aniston flew in from London and she was greeted by dozens of paparazzi at LAX. She's just spent a few days with the guy she's STILL seeing, Vince Vaughn, who's working there. They must have had a good time in his penthouse suite because she returned home looking very blonde and in a good mood. It looks like she bought a cap while she was there but it did nothing to disguise her. Jen caused such a stir in the airport that police had to escort her out.

Jennifer Aniston has made thinly veiled references to the fact that she's happy to be with a guy who isn't focused on his personal appearance. Her new beau Vince Vaughn is generally oblivious about his looks. Few people realize it, but Jen's ex Brad Pitt, is one of the vainest actors in Hollywood. Not necessarily obnoxious, just OBSESSED with his looks. What OTHER actor do we know of who travels with his makeup artist to make sure his slightly flawed skin is prettied up to the max at all times? Brad is extremely fussy about his hair he spends HOURS in the salon chair getting perfect highlights. And they'd better be in the right places he's been known to go home and decide that an important strand of hair was overlooked and go back for more! Even Brad's funky wardrobe is no accident- like many female stars, he has a full time stylist shopping for him. Guess living up to the title Sexiest Man Alive is hard work. Wonder how Angelina feels about fighting for the mirror.