Don't know about you, but if we never saw Heather Mills' whiney face again, we'd live happily ever after. Her exhausting divorce from Paul McCartney netted her 48.6 million and she's STILL not happy. Her unpleasant behavior and endless nasal complaining during the divorce proceedings made her an unpopular person, to say the least. So WHY did somebody already hire her to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas? She's no beauty expert and we'd rather the job went to an American. Our only consolation is the fact that beauty pageants are so tacky and antiquated - they're not much to brag about.
Drum roll. Heather Mills, whose divorce from Paul McCartney is STILL not final, has decided who she'd like to have play her in a bigscreen biography: Reese Witherspoon. At first Heather toyed with the idea of Heather Locklear, but she decided a serious actress like Reese is more appropriate. Heather is in talks with a Hollywood screenwriter about turning her life story into a movie and it will certainly include private not- so- pleasant situations with her estranged husband Paul. To say that she's using this upcoming movie to pressure Paul into a quick settlement is probably an understatement. If she gets enough money, we're sure the scenes with Paul will be more flattering - or maybe there won't be a movie at all.
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Last night was a match made in heaven. Due to her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills knows she is loathed by Beatle fans and she is desperate to be liked. Dancing with the Stars needed a new angle to draw in viewers who are growing tired of the same old celebrity dancers. What could be better than a one legged woman who stated that she was "afraid her leg might fly off on the dancefloor?" Viewers simply HAD to tune in and see how Heather fared. And the audience couldn't help but admire Heather's brave attempt and decent performance. Everybody got what they wanted.
People who know Heather Mills are starting to wonder if she'll ever be able to enjoy the money she's trying to collect in her divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. Accusations of physical violence, drug abuse, and other bad behavior on his part have ENRAGED Paul's many fans. Paul is considered an icon in the UK and he is one of the most adored citizens. Apparently Heather is in the process of writing a book to further trash the Beatle. Paul's admirers don't believe a word of her charges. Heather has already been bombarded with insults and threatening calls. Insiders feel this could just be the beginning - she is making herself so hated that her life could easily be in jeopardy. And she'll have to spend plenty of money on bodyguards to keep the nutcases away.
