
To be honest, sweet little Heather Locklear is one of the last people we ever expected to land in rehab. But since her divorce from Richie Sambora her personal problems have escalated. According to the Enquirer, Heather didn't deliver herself to rehab to treat her "depression and anxiety" - she actually needed help with her addictions to alcohol, cocaine, and sleeping pills. On June 19 she checked into the Sierra Tucson clinic for treatment, but like Amy Winehouse , she checked OUT way too soon - on July 4! Her publicist says she's still in treatment somewhere - we hope it's true.

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This fling that Heather Locklear has been having with Jack Wagner seems to be working out. (Certainly better than her turn with David Spade.) They've been inseparable for months, and Jack has been sloooowly moving stuff into her Westlake Village home. Minor things like clothes, toiletries, personal objects and necessities - but day by day he has more square feet staked out. Heather's ex Richie Sambora must feel more out in the cold than ever.

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We can't help but comment on the fact that David Spade is starting to look a bit pudgy - especially in the caboose- in all the recent photos we've seen of him. Female actors are tortured about their weight all the time but a male actor usually has to gain about a hundred pounds before anyone pays attention. David has always been super skinny so it's a novelty for him to look heftier. Maybe Heather Locklear is a bad iinfluence - she's always said she can eat ANYTHING and never gain a pound and David might be trying to keep up with her.
Sometimes we can't RESIST correcting misdemeanors. The September 18 issue of a popular celebrity weekly claimed that Heather Locklear bought David Spade a gym membership at Sports Club LA in Beverly Hills. The story went on to detail that "David is putting himself through hell to get in shape for his girlfriend Heather" and that he "had hardly ever seen the inside of a gym until she bought him the membership. " Beside the fact that David and Heather had split up long before he was seen at the gym "dripping in sweat for Heather," David has been working out in various local gyms for YEARS. Since the Sports Club LA opened last year he's been seen there nearly EVERY DAY on the treadmill - sometimes watching the E! channel. He worked out (and flirted with girls in the gym) long before he dated Heather and he still does. Where DO they get those stories?

Is David Spade quietly juggling yet ANOTHER bereft divorcee? He likes to step in and console vulnerable women who've suddenly become single. Clever Spade makes em laugh - and we all know that's the best medicine! It worked for Heather Locklear, didn't it? What Heather doesn't know is that Dave seems to have turned his attention to the newly vulnerable Carmen Electra. Apparently Dave Navarro wasn't that funny. Last week Dave and Carmen were seen having an animated conversation, driving together near the Beverly Center in his black Mercedes. The pocket size romeo was also seen with an unidentified woman fitting Carmen's description, ducking out of one of his favorite hangouts - the Grove movie theater. Last night at the Teen Choice Awards they sat together and "looked absolutely giddy." Need we say more?



