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Jackie Warner desperately wants Bravo to renew her "Workout" show but the network has reservations. Bravo has noticed that viewers are more interested in Jackie's love life than her workout routine, and ratings go UP when she has a hot girlfriend. None of her current girlfriends fill the bill, so Jackie has been on the lookout for a sizzling new one. She zeroed in on a gorgeous tattooed videomaker named Lisa Alvarez. Lisa didn't seem terribly interested, so Jackie invited her to her birthday party Saturday at Club 11, and insisted on posing for photos with her. (above) Jackie was annoyed because Lisa brought a date to the party, but she's not giving up and continues to pursue Lisa. Bravo might like that.
The saga of "Workout's" Jackie Warner and Elizabeth ("The L Word") Keener continues....We thought the couple was kaput, judging by Jackie's hookup with her exgirlfriend Mimi recently. But no, the pair turned up at The Booby Trap in Silverlake last night. When they walked in our spy noticed that Jackie seemed "dazed" and "out of it." (Sedated, perhaps?) They were having a good time until an attractive Latina walked in and Jackie run up and hugged her. The two walked off to the bar and started downing tequila shots, ignoring Elizabeth. "It was like an episode of "The L Word." Elizabeth tried in vain to get Jackie's attention. She waited patiently and then tried to pull her away from the bar but Jackie resisted. Jackie and the girl exchanged phone numbers. Elizabeth pulled Jackie aside, gave her a few choice words, and insisted they leave. The Latina giggled as Jackie was led outside by her girlfriend.

We're not saying that Jackie Warner sleeps around, but she certainly GETS around! The Work Out star's love life seems to be a chaotic mystery and it just got more complicated. Only weeks ago she said farewell to her bartender girlfriend Brianna, and immediately hooked up with Elizabeth Keener. They were seen smooching all over West Hollywood during Gay Pride weekend. Last night Jackie was partying at East West Lounge (Thursday night is ladies night) and she was making a big public display of affection with Mimi, her Brazilian exgirlfriend from the first season of the show! They were necking openly in a booth right upfront, looking deliriously happy. Elizabeth was nowhere to be seen.
Gay Pride weekend in West Hollywood kicked off a hot new lesbian romance and it's the talk of the town! Elizabeth Keener, who plays Dawn on The L Word, has always avoided questions about her sexual preference, so when she hooked up with power lesbian Jackie Warner it became big news! Jackie's love life is prominently featured on her Bravo series "Work Out." We were told that Jackie broke up with her bartender girlfriend Briana, who works at Club 11, on Tuesday, and that same night was seen passionately making out with Elizabeth on the sidewalk. In the last few days, Jackie and Elizabeth also turned up at Republic and The Abbey, holding hands and looking very affectionate. A word of caution to Elizabeth: Jackie's romances usually only last one season!

Queen Latifah is engaged to her personal trainer Jeanette Jenkins and they're making wedding plans, according to this week's Enquirer. Latifah and Jeanette have been together for five years - they fell for each other while working out together in the gym. Jeanette has trained many celebrities and is the author of "The Hollywood Trainer Weight-loss Plan." Queen Latifah has been very secretive about their relationship because she is a spokesperson for a number of companies. Now that California recognizes gay marriage, Latifah feels the time is right, but she still plans to keep her private life very discreet, There will be no shouting it from the rooftops.
Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay's had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That's a LOT of money, but Lindsay's reticent. Here's a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!

Bruno is back with a whole new look! Sacha Baron Cohen has no choice but to metamorphosize his gay character because everybody's catching on to his game. The faux-hawk haircut is gone - now he has more of a Zac Efron style. Sacha's movie Borat was such a hit that it's not so easy to find gullible people that don't recognize his shenanigans. No doubt the new California law allowing gay marriage got Bruno activated in LA.
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It's not often that you see a photo of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Sam Ronson SMILING, like this shot taken yesterday. Usually they have tortured and morose looks on their faces. Could it be they are euphoric over the news that gay marriage is now legal in California?

We're not huge Jim Carrey fans, but this picture peaked our interest in his new movie. In "I Love You Phillip Morris" Carrey plays a family man who's also a con artist who gets three years in prison. He falls hopelessly in love with his cellmate (appropriately played by Ewan McGregor.) When Ewan's character is set free, Carrey's lovesick character busts out of prison three times to be with him. What's fascinating is that it's based on a true story. This looks like a Carrey movie we could sit through, provided he controls his sometimes hammy impulses.

Give the Enquirer credit when it's due- they reported about Star Jones kicking Al Reynolds out of the house early last February. Apparently she finally got sick of his golfing and working out at the gym while "not contributing financially to the household." Although Star wouldn't admit it, the abundant "Big Gay Al" rumors were tormenting her. Al is dropping hints about writing a book, so we're thinking Star's going to need an arsenal of legal skills to walk away from this corporately sponsored marriage intact. During her whirlwind courtship, Star should have listened to the advice that CJ of the Star Tribune in Minneapolis sent her: "A man who proposes so soon after meeting you doesn't want you to know his real personality."

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Don't get us wrong, we're happy to see Elizabeth Taylor getting out of the house and socializing. But we are not at all happy about the way her helpers are "dressing her up." Are they out to sabotage her or are they just plain out of their minds? ET is a LEGEND and we don't want to see her looking like she's on her way to clown school. The heavy makeup, the ridiculous hat, gobs of accessories. and the riot of animal prints draw all sorts of unwanted attention. She deserves better. Where is Jose Eber when we need him? Have all her gay friends with syle and taste abandoned Liz?

We happen to love Doris Day movies - she's always so cheerful. She might not be so happy to learn that there's a new biography coming out about her sexy private life. "Doris Day: The Reluctant Star," written by David Bret, will be released in the UK this summer and early leaks reveal some tantalizing assertions. We were floored when the author casually remarked that Doris had crushes on gay men like Rock Hudson and Stephen Boyd. We had no idea Stephen Boyd (really handsome in "Ben Hur" and that New York career girl movie "The Best of Everything") was GAY! Is this common knowledge, or pure conjecture? Any experts out there?
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Elizabeth Taylor's friends rolled her wheelchair into The Abbey - a busy gay restaurant/bar in West Hollywood the other night. The older gay guys in the place were abuzz with excitement - a screen legend in their midst! Witnesses said she cuddled her white DOG and seemed "giddy" - she did a lot of giggling at the table. Several times she pulled out her jeweled compact and proceeded to touch up her makeup. She seemed "out of it," but her fans were delighted to see her. The next day she was reportedly spotted in the lobby of Cedars Sinai hospital - again with her DOG! How DOES she get away with it?
Trouble in paradise. Baywatch lifeguard Jaason Simmons has proudly announced to Australia's New Idea magazine that not only is he gay and out of the closet, but he's planning to marry his boyfriend OF EIGHT MONTHS, actor John O"Callaghan. John already has an adopted six year old son that Jaason wants to adopt also. After only eight months! But the big news is that Jaason is ALREADY MARRIED and has been for 16 years! To an LA woman! We imagine John the boyfriend is having second thoughts about now.

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Andrew Morton's book "Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography" is #1 on the bestseller list and he had a chat with Cindy Adams at The Post. Morton told Cindy this hilarious tidbit: "Scientologists buried founder Ron Hubbard's works in titanium in underground vaults on three sites- two of them are New Mexico and California. They believe when the world comes to an end, his works will at least be saved. Someone at an anti-Scientology website wants to bury MY BOOK the same way so it is preserved also!"
Incidentally, Morton insists that Tom Cruise is NOT gay - just as I have always told you.

Pass the Adderall! Paris Hilton is STEAMING and ready to explode because Britney Spears and her problems have completely captivated the world press. Paris's photo value has dropped dramatically. In an effort to revive her popularity, Paris wants us to believe that she's turned GAY. At least part-time gay. She has a standing reservation at the Falcon club on Sunday nights, which is lesbian night. And of course she's been cavorting with the openly gay star of "The L Word," Katherine Moennig. THAT didn't get her enough attention so Paris made a big deal out of smooching with Elisha Cuthbert, her "House of Wax" costar who's now on "24," at a New York club. Next we expect to see her on the back of k.d. lang's motorcycle.

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Cher is making another comeback - this time on reality TV! We're hearing that she and her daughter Chastity are pitching a show called "Coming Out with Cher and Chas" to the networks that will feature them in their everyday lives. Certainly there will be a few tiffs about Chastity's weight. On the show they'll counsel young people who are afraid to tell their parents they're gay. They're both experienced in this area because when teenage Chas, now 38, revealed to her mother that she was gay, Cher freaked and tried to send her to a psychiatrist. It sounds like loads of fun to us, and we predict a bidding war.
Since we wrote about the gay undertones in 3:10 to Yuma, Ben Foster has had plenty of people asking him about his character - a fey, dandified psychotic cowboy with a massive crush on Russell Crowe's character. Ben's was the best dressed character in the movie. In fact, he's been answering so many gay questions that he felt compelled to tell OUT magazine that he is not gay. But he did it in a tasteful and almost flirty way so he wasn't the least bit offensive. Obviously Ben, 26, likes having gay fans and he doesn't mind playing gay characters.

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We have to admit Larry Birkhead does have his gay face on in this photo. Is he or isn't he? On one hand, there have been gay rumors about him since day one and some guy sold a story claiming to have had a tryst with him. On the other hand, Larry's former lawyer Debra Opri claimed he was a slob and lived in a messy apartment. THAT doesn't sound gay. Actually his sexual preference doesn't matter at all. He was straight enough to have a baby with Anna Nicole Smith, and that's what matters.
3:10 to Yuma was way better than we expected - especially for a western. It's an entertaining movie and -guess what - there's a whole GAY way to interpret it. This was pointed out to us by Norman Korpi, and we must have been blind not to notice.( If you haven't seen the movie, read no further lest we spoil it for you.) Russell Crowe plays the notorious outlaw gang leader Ben Wade who robs stagecoaches. His bloodthirsty right hand man Charlie, played by Ben Foster, (a curly haired slim guy who always wears a tight little stylish jacket and chaps) will kill ANYBODY and do ANYTHING for his boss. According to Norman, they're a couple, and Charlie is hopelessly in love with Ben. Enter poor but idealistic rancher Dan, played by Christian Bale, and you have a love triangle. Gradually Ben Wade falls for rancher Dan and he ends up killing Charlie. We MUST see the movie again to catch all the gay clues, As Norman gleefully sums it up "Yuma is gayer than Brokeback Mountain."

Siegfried and Roy are finally COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! According to The National Enquirer, the two illusionists are writing a tell-all book about their lives together and in it they finally admit they were once lovers. When their affair ended, they remained partners and good friends. Both flamboyant performers battled drug problems - Siegfried was addicted to Valium twenty years ago, and Roy confessed he was hooked on painkillers after he was mauled. We love it when people out themselves.



