
We couldn't help but laugh at this poster that the UK's Daily Mail created making fun of Madonna in Casablanca. They say she's been shopping around a project that is a remake of the Oscar winning classic movie with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Madonna's updated version takes place in war-torn Iraq. Best of all, Madonna wants to STAR in the role made famous by Ingrid Bergman. So far studios are passing, her remake of another classic, "Swept Away," is perhaps too fresh in their minds.

Our friend Nelson Aspen had an encounter with Billy Zane that was simple yet revealing. We are all familiar with those celebrities who vent their wrath on the paparazzi by giving them the middle finger. Hence their moment of vulgarity lives forever in living color. Anyway, Nelson was stopped at a red light on La Brea and all pedestrians had crossed and the light had changed to green for the cars. That's when when Billy stepped into the crosswalk against the light. He didn't scurry, in fact he sauntered, and when a car beeped to rush him along, Mr Zane sneered at the driver and flipped him the bird and walked even slower. Is it a sense of entitlement or just bad manners?

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It's no surprise that Paris Hilton has a limited sense of values or responsibility when her family seems to be as out of it as she is. You will recall that Paris and her mother Kathy and sister Nicky had dinner together at Mr Chow the night before she checked into custody. Apparently no one in the family expects to pay for anything. According to reports, when the waiter presented them with a bill they were shocked and not one of them had a credit card or enough cash on them! Can you imagine? Three adults with such a sense of entitlement that they don't bother to carry money. Like Queen Elizabeth! They promised to call up with a card number but two days later hadn't gotten around to it. We're sure they won't stiff the restaurant- we just can't fathom people who walk around never expecting to pay for anything.



