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Amy Winehouse is puzzled because R Kelly is a free man and her her Blaaake has been languishing in jail for the better part of a year. There IS a similarity in the cases if you dig deep. Blake had roughed up a guy in a pub and later tried to bribe him so he wouldn't press charges. The guy was happy to take the bribe, but someone snitched to the papers and exposed the plot. Blake got locked up for bribing, not for beating the guy up. R Kelly was accused of appearing in a sex video with an underage girl. It's rumored that R Kelly bribed his young victim and members of her family so they wouldn't testify against him. Supposedly they're living high on the hog these days. So HE got away scot free. Amy's not happy.
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How in the world did these two get together! They have a passionate love of publicity in common, so it makes sense that this pair would try to stir up some more attention. We're guessing that Kathy Griffin suggested they get together - it will provide some tasty fodder for her TV show "My Life on the D-List." However, at this point, Britney's ex boyfriend Adnan is more of a D-lister than Kathy is. The pair cruised to Rodeo Drive in his convertible where they had lunch and shopped at Victoria's Secret. Don't think for a minute that Kathy gave up her billionaire boyfriend Steve Wozniak for Adnan.
Ok, we weren't going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.
