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It took almost a year, but Christina Aguilera has finally erased every trace of the Osbournes that was lurking in the house she bought from them. Christina purchased the Osbourne's Beverly Hills house last summer for 11.5 million but hasn't moved in yet. She wanted to remove every gothic trace, every gargoyle, and all the decor that she considered tasteless. The Osbournes were miffed when Christina declined to buy any of their furniture, (they ended up auctioning it off) but she completely redid the place from top to bottom - and child proofed it at the same time. Now that she and her husband Jordan Bratman and their baby are ready to move in, she put her old house on the market.

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OK, we promise - no more beauty and the beast jokes. It's just that Christina Aguilera simply keeps getting better looking and we can't say the same for her husband Jordan Bratman. However, to his credit, he's always THERE for her and doesn't mind holding her bag. Do you suppose they still spend their Sundays in the nude now that they have a baby?


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It's clear that Christina Aguilera is relishing motherhood and looks better than ever. However, her chubby hubby Jordan Bratman is still holding onto those pounds he gained during her pregnancy. Women take a lot of heat for not getting right back into shape so why not pick on a guy? Jordan has a beautiful, very successful wife who has unlimited opportunities - it's not a great idea to "let himself go."
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New mom Christina Aguilera is looking more like a bombshell every day. Recently, she and her husband Jordan Bratman invited all their friends over for their baby son Max's bris ceremony. Christina kept the usually somber circumcision event festive by decorating the house with penis balloons! (Where do they sell THOSE, anyway?)
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Christina Aguilera is still shopping for furnishings for her new house and we hear that shop owners aren't thrilled to see her coming. Apparently she spends a lot of time picking out expensive pieces and then has her people try to finagle a discount. Not just the customary 10% "decorators" discount, but what she refers to as a "celebrity discount." Maybe she doesn't realize that furniture stores are not like clothing stores. Fashion people give big discounts because they want celebrities to be seen wearing their clothes. But, chances are, no one is going to see what she sits on at home!

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It looks like pregnant Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman are taking a shortcut through a back alley here. Watch where you step, Christina! Apparently Jordan is eating for two right along with Christina, and he's packed on a few pounds himself.
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For weeks, Christina Aguilera has been dragging her husband Jordan from store to store in Los Angeles shopping for furniture for the new house they bought from the Osbournes in Beverly Hills. The baroque furnishings were for sale with the house and Sharon was not happy when Christina chose NOT to purchase them. In fact Christina made a point of clearing out ALL the extravagant crosses and goth light fixtures amd medieval decorations right away. So the Osbournes have to get rid of everything themselves- via Juliens Auctions in November. Above is a peek at the house and the stuff Christina DIDN'T want - it looks like Cher's house in the 80's.

Since she closed the deal to purchase the Osbourne house in Beverly Hills, Christina Aguilera has been on a decorating rampage. She and her extensive entourage were spotted at the Phyllis Morris store on Robertson this week. According to our spy, Christina appeared to fall in love with a huge and really glamorous Hollywood Regency style bed. It's a black lacquer 4 poster with a white satin tufted headboard in the Jean Harlow style, and a $10,000 pricetag. Christina was heard telling the salesperson that she loves old Hollywood glamour but also wants her home to be user-friendly for her husband Jordan.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman continue to be one of the happiest married couples in Hollywood. We think Christina PROVED her love when she removed her 12 piercings at Jordan's request. This pair adores Halloween or any excuse to get dressed up in crazy costumes. Christina threw Jordan a Hawaiian themed birthday party in New York and he wore a touristy "I hope I get lei'd tonight" t- shirt with a grass skirt, and she dressed up sort of like Elly May Clampett goes Hawaiian.

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Has anybody else noticed that Christina Aguilera seems to get better looking every year but her husband Jordan Bratman DOESN'T? He's certainly no beauty, so we suppose he must be a real sweetheart and the perfect man for her. She's obviously crazy about him and at least she doesn't have to worry about other women hitting on her husband.
Are we nuts, or does anyone else who see a resemblance between Christina Aguliera's husband Jordan Bratman and Yasser Arafat?
Just another wild night out with Paris Hilton. Thursday at Hyde, Paris's music producer Scott Storch hosted her and a Jenna Jameson and Brandon Davis at his booth. Paris was chugging right out of a Grey Goose vodka bottle and getting wilder by the minute- she and Jenna started pawing each other and smooching and dancing provocatively. Paris leaped to dance on the table for maximum exposure. Christina Aguilera and her dancers were at the next table (It so happens Scott Storch produced HER album too!) and when they saw Paris table dancing they leaped on their own table for a dance off. The dance contest- without benefit of a dancefloor- lasted until the girls collapsed in a sweaty heap. Paris was flashing a HUGE diamond ring and there were two bodyguards with their eyes on the ring at all times - it looked as if the ring was a loaner being guarded. Brandon Davis, looking boozy and sweaty, couldn't take his hands off Paris and Jenna who were still smooching. At closing time the thrashed threesome staggered out the back door together - Brandon no doubt had visions of menage a trois dancing in his head....



