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« BUSTA RHYMES AND DR DRE NO LONGER SHOP IN THE XXXL DEP'T | Main | MELANIE BROWN AND HER DANCE PARTNER KICK UP THEIR HEELS WHILE HER HUSBAND WATCHES » We didn't realize how serious "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen is about marrying his girlfriend Brooke Mueller. Of course that $500,000 ring was persuasive, but we knew he REALLY meant it when he promised Brooke he'd get rid of ALL his tattoos! Brooke has always hated Charlie's twelve tattoos (he removed his exwife Denise's name from his wrist awhile ago.) Among his not-so-tasteful his skin art are a dragon with eyeglasses, a burning Marlboro cigarette, an open zipper with an eyeball peeking out, and a note pinned to his chest saying "back in 15 minutes." Every few weeks Charlie visits a doctor to go through the painful removal process and there won't be a wedding until he's finished.
Posted by Janet Charlton on September 24, 2007 8:57 PM
THIS IS WHAT 16 OF YOU THINK
she better be real careful with this dude he might have more that meets the eye if you know what i mean.
September 24, 2007 9:12 PM
Posted by: posh
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE 2 DUMB ASSES.
September 24, 2007 9:13 PM
Posted by: ultrasound
She sounds like a controlling c*nt. And he's a hot mess. I give them 4 months post-nuptials.
September 24, 2007 10:11 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Don't marry her Charlie, you will be sory.
September 25, 2007 1:01 AM
Posted by: Martin Sheen
Sounds like a smart girl to me! Stick to your guns, girl.
Maybe that's why he's crazy about her--she's not his usual run of the mill dummy/bimbo.
September 25, 2007 2:40 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
snails and puppy dog tails
September 25, 2007 3:02 AM
Posted by: @#$%^
Once a cheating coke-head always a cheating coke-head.
September 25, 2007 3:50 AM
Posted by: Margo Channing
So...
He married a whore, who seems bent on dragging him through the mud, no matter the consequences to their children...
And now he's moving heaven and earth (okay, laser tattoo removal—but it still ain't fun, folks), to MARRY someone else?
Charlie, maybe you should lay off the poontang for a while, step back and regroup!
September 25, 2007 4:09 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
^^^^^Very good advice.
WHY BUY THE COW, WHEN THE MILK'S FREE?
September 25, 2007 4:35 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Before he marries again he should find a doctor who can pull Charlie's head out of his own ass.
September 25, 2007 6:13 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Dude what are you doing? You are a bachelor for life !!!
September 25, 2007 8:45 AM
Posted by: Obsessed
All these stupid women who try to change Charlie. They all end up regretting it. He will not change.
September 25, 2007 1:58 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Nice romantic thought but totally off the mark. He stated ages ago - when he hit 40 - that the tattoos had to go; an age and maturity (tee hee hee, this is Charlie Sheen remember!) thing, nothing to do with the latest fool of a woman whose gotten involved with him but a nice idea if it had been true, but it ain't!
September 25, 2007 4:37 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Charlie = cokehead whore-hopper
Denis= cokehead whore
If anyone thinks he's changed they have a screw loose.
September 25, 2007 4:54 PM
Posted by: Art Chic
What does Janet have to say about him touching his daughters inappropriately as x17 is claiming?
September 26, 2007 11:39 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
I think that Brooke is the one for Charlie.
March 9, 2008 9:37 AM
Posted by: Emily Koren
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!
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