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Brandon Davis finally scored some legitimate income. He calls himself an art broker - and apparently he really is one, because he brokered a $400,000 deal for two Warhols. (Marilyn and Flowers seen above) The buyer was Brandon's friend Jared Najjar, who is Brody Jenner's superwealthy buddy on The Hills. Girls should note that Jared is the true "catch" among all the losers on that show. He comes from a family of real estate billionaires and we hear he's mannerly and well brought up. Plus he's 24 and has a Black AX card.

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Brandon Davis is still in Sydney, Australia with his Aussie girlfriend model Cheyenne Tozzi, and he's having such a good time he doesn't want to come home. For one thing, he's been gambling at casinos there and claims to have won $70,000. (Remember, he was detained for two hours at the airport when he arrived with TOO MUCH cash in his pocket.) Brandon also loves Australia because he's a big celebrity there - they think he's a "billionaire playboy" and there's no TMZ to write insults about him. He only planned to stay for a week but he's extended his trip several times and it's already been a month. America's loss is Australia's gain!

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What's Brandon Davis up to? (Besides looking a little fey in this picture) For the past few weeks he's been dating Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr (she happens to be Orlando Bloom's exgirlfriend.) But the other night he was photographed leaving the Whisky Bar with his exgirlfriend from last summer, Cheyenne Tozzi. Here's what we found out- Brandon is still seeing Miranda and he and Cheyenne are now just friends. After all, she's only 18. How Brandon attracts all these hot models remains a mystery.

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Here's walking-on-the-beach proof that starvation diets DO work - quickly, if not permanently. Brandon Davis spent two weeks on a 500 calorie a day liquid diet. He guzzled vitamin shakes instead of eating food and managed to take off twenty pounds. He does look better. Let's see if he can KEEP it off.

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This breathtaking model is dating our own Brandon Davis! Granted, Brandon has lost about twenty pounds, but is THAT enough to attract Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi? He's having major cash-flow problems these days. Apparently Cheyenne doesn't read TMZ - they delight in skewering Davis and his brother Jason. This girl must be in love - from what we hear, SHE is paying for most of their dates. Judging by this photo, it appears he has enough money stashed to get his eyebrows shaped.

When we heard about the fracas at the wedding reception of Brandon Davis's brother Alexander, we HAD to get to the bottom of it. According to In Touch, the happy event on June 30 at the Montage Resort in Laguna Beach was marred when Brandon and his estranged father Nebil Zarif (described as a Turkish -American wine importer and a macho playboy) got into a fistfight. According to our source, the fight STARTED when Zarif made a derogatory remark about his exwife, Brandon's mother Nancy, and Brandon went berserk and attacked him. (Brandon uses his MOTHER'S last name - he knows where his bread is buttered) Zarif successfully kicked Brandon in the face, splitting his lip and sending blood flying all over. The pair continued to brawl, and police were called to break up the messy fistfight. By then there were flowers and broken glass and chairs strewn everywhere, the bride was crying, and Brandon had to be carried out. Even rich families have their trailer park moments.

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Against all odds, it appears that Brandon Davis's brother Jason Davis is steadily losing weight and getting his act together. We're not sure about the blonde hair yet, but maybe we'll get used to it. It looks as if he's already having some success with the opposite sex. He's seen here leaving Hyde with a cute girl for a change - and looking very happy about it!
Brandon Davis, not looking so happy, seems to be instilling fear in the hearts of those two girls shrinking away from him as he leaves the same club alone. A few nights later we saw Brandon at the opening of the Diesel store on Melrose Avenue and he got a warm welcome from several girls. We're wondering how it will affect Brandon's social life when his roomate Paris Hilton is "away" for three weeks...

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Wow! The self indulgent Brandon Davis has finally paid attention. The photo above clearly indicates that Brandon has lost weight. We investigated and were told that he has indeed, lost over twenty pounds since Januuary. It seems those photos of him (see previous item about his lawsuit) ) coughing like a pig while on vacation in Hawaii, horrified him as much as it did us. He immediately cut back on his calories and has actually accomplished something for the first time we can remember. Maybe he should seek a deal with Jenny Craig.

Good luck to the Bahamian Atlantis Paradise Resort that is suing Brandon Davis for bouncing checks in the casino there in January. There's little chance of them collecting the $75,000 he owes them, according to a friend of Brandon's. Remember, a few years back Brandon was sued by the Hard Rock Hotel for $250,000 in unpaid gambling debts and he weaseled out of THAT by claiming he was underage. Since wealthy grandpa Marvin Davis died, the family has fallen on hard times and will no longer bail out errant grandchildren. Besides having credit card problems, Brandon moved in with Paris Hilton and he has no car. Those high roller days seem far behind him.

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If Brandon Davis's brother Jason wonders why he has a hard time getting past doorpeople and into clubs, he might take a closer look at his apparel. Of course, when he and his brother are with Paris Hilton the velvet rope is lifted immediately. Life can be so unfair. In this photo Jason seems to be demonstrating the fact that he no longer has money to speak of- another reason clubs don't roll out the red carpet.

Dennis Rodman is about to yank the trophy for Most Obnoxious Hollywood Barfly right out of Brandon Davis's clutches. We doubt if he'll be welcome at Memphis anytime soon. We're told he got too rowdy after many cocktails there and started harrassing a waitress. When she resisted his loud come-ons and manhandling he actually exposed himself, before walking - or staggering- out on a $1400 tab. Days later, according to a source, he was out of his mind again at Le Deux where he attempted to pee on the wall inside the club! Bouncers forced him out and he peed in the parking lot. Clubowners are comparing notes and this boozehound will be banned from LA nightlife if he doesn't clean up his act.

Kevin Connolly must have had a premonition when he popped Brandon Davis in the puss recently. Since Nicky Hilton and Kevin split up, Brandon has oozed himself into becoming her constant companion.They were together at Xenii over the weekend and at Area on Monday night. A friend evaluated the Brandon/Nicky liaison: "They're friends with benefits. Sex without strings. They grew up together so they have a lot in common and know each other well. Neither of them wants a relationship now -and they don't have to go home alone." Most unappetizing is the fact that Nicky's sister Paris seems to have had this SAME arrangement with Brandon just a few weeks ago- between boyfriends! It's almost too nauseating to contemplate.

Wow- it's even worse than we thought! We told you about Brandon Davis's financial woes last week and now Page Six has revealed even MORE details! Besides flying COACH and giving up limos, Page Six says that Brandon BOUNCED a ten thousand dollar check to Joe Francis and owes money to Scott Storch and George Maloof. Joe still wants his money and his complaints are encouraging Brandon's other creditors to come out of the woodwork. Brandon denies everything, but we figure this is just the tip of the iceberg. Nobody feels sorry for him because of his arrogant and obnoxious behavior when he may have HAD money.

We heard rumors that when billionaire oil mogul Marvin Davis died, he left his family in financial ruin and now we're starting to see proof. The family matriarch Barbara Davis sold her mansion, The Knoll, in Beverly Hills and she's now living in a rental in Coldwater Canyon. Her daughter Nancy - Brandon Davis's mother- was also forced to sell her Bel Air home and she downsized. Brandon doesn't drive and he no longer has limos every night - he has to depend on rides from Paris Hilton, with whom he's living. What's more, Brandon was seen flying COACH to Las Vegas on Southwest recently. Brandon and his brother Jason (shown above in happier times) have had trouble getting into the hot LA club Hyde but they finally wangled their way in last week. How embarrassing - when Jason tried to use his credit card to pay the $80.00 bar tab, it was DECLINED!

Just another wild night out with Paris Hilton. Thursday at Hyde, Paris's music producer Scott Storch hosted her and a Jenna Jameson and Brandon Davis at his booth. Paris was chugging right out of a Grey Goose vodka bottle and getting wilder by the minute- she and Jenna started pawing each other and smooching and dancing provocatively. Paris leaped to dance on the table for maximum exposure. Christina Aguilera and her dancers were at the next table (It so happens Scott Storch produced HER album too!) and when they saw Paris table dancing they leaped on their own table for a dance off. The dance contest- without benefit of a dancefloor- lasted until the girls collapsed in a sweaty heap. Paris was flashing a HUGE diamond ring and there were two bodyguards with their eyes on the ring at all times - it looked as if the ring was a loaner being guarded. Brandon Davis, looking boozy and sweaty, couldn't take his hands off Paris and Jenna who were still smooching. At closing time the thrashed threesome staggered out the back door together - Brandon no doubt had visions of menage a trois dancing in his head....

The president and the vice president of the "I hate Lindsay Lohan" club discovered they have something ELSE in common. Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis (who are fond of DENYING that they have anything against Lindsay despite evidence proving otherwise) are having a secret romance! Did their mutual dislike of La Lohan bring them together? It's possible. But they've been friends for years and hang out a lot and right now both are achingly available. An insider revealed that they are doing more than partying together - they're going HOME together. They were even caught kissing outside Paris's house. Is it a match made in hell? Now Lindsay might have the last laugh.

This picture was taken just HOURS before Brandon Davis finally checked into rehab. Makes sense, huh? WHY did Brandon change his mind and check into Passages in Malibu after resisting his family's pleas? Not only was his family humiliated by Brandon's bizarre Lindsay Lohan bashing tape , but their social life has suffered gravely ever since. Their only potential redemption was rehab for Brandon. To propel Brandon into rehab, the Davis's agreed to pay off all his gambling debts - rumored to be well into six figures. And all Brandon has to do is spend 30 days being pampered at the "celebrity spa" rehab that features private rooms with plasma tv's, daily massages, horseback riding lessons etc. Not a bad deal.